Weak

Used in Jersey to express that something is good. It is mainly used by chavs and is often met by bemusement from those who have not heard it used in this way before.

Chav 1: Stealing that cider was a mal (very) weak idea

Chav 2: Yeah man, I buzz off doing weak shit like that

by knobbo June 30, 2009

weak sauce

a 21st century version of "you gotta small dick" or "you got no balls". A questioning of one's manhood.

Dude you can't drink worth shit. Weak sauce.

by probono April 21, 2004

weak tea

When doing a "job" and the pay is not up to standers that would be seen a profitable

"The last two jobs we've had are weak tea, taking on passengers won't be near enough. We don't get paid for this cargo we don't have enough money to fuel the ship, let alone keep her in repair... she'll be dead in the water" -Malcolm Remolds from Fire Fly episode 1 "Serenity"

by Brian Wei June 10, 2008

Weaksause

Not cool. Lame. Crappy situation.

All there is on tv is reality shows and all your porn is too old to watch... Weaksause

by wer138 January 26, 2009

webaloes

asshole, a moron lol

oi i licked ur webaloes lmfao

by David Saez September 1, 2008

weak handed stranger

when your girlfriend / wife sits on her hand until it falls asleep then strokes you off.

i wanted sex last night but my wife was too tired so she gave me a weak handed stranger instead

by coma061 January 21, 2009

weak sauce

People who go to sleep early, for the sake of getting an extra hour of sleep.

Davis stopped texting me at 11 because he wanted an extra hour of sleep. Weak sauce.

by _ladytromboner October 26, 2014