tunnel vision intelligence

Someone whose only intelligent in one topic but when it comes to understanding anything besides that one topic they're stupid

A person with tunnel vision intelligence is the most intelligent (insert job title) in their field but dumb as f*** with anything else. "How can you possibly be capable of open heart surgery but can't understand a simple movie?"

by Queen Penelope July 28, 2022

Gay Vision

A version of Vision from the Avengers but he has every stone and he flys around naked and is rainbow colored and all powerful even more powerful than darkseid himself from fortnite

Nigga: "Damn nigga were gonna die!" White male: "No look its Gay Vision!"
*Gay Vision saves worlds*

by SarcasticSpastic April 26, 2019

Bad Guy Vision

The tendency of villains in movies/TV shows to miss out obvious shit, even though it's clearly in their line of sight

"You remember that episode of Prison Break when the FBI agent missed the doctor even though she was right in front of him? That's some bad guy vision amirite?"
"What the fuck are you talking about"

by BathtubBarracuda June 22, 2016

select-o-vision

A situation where someone reads a variety of materials on a particular subject, but that person rejects information or materials -- even if they are factually accurate -- because this information or materials do not support one's beliefs or opinions.

She's a diehard Republican, and she's got select-o-vision. If she reads any articles or books that make Democrats look good -- even if the stuff is true -- she wants to ignore it or pretend it doesn't exist.

by breast fixation June 14, 2011

The Vision Test

A quiz game inspired by "The Impossible Quiz." Fifty levels that start off easy, but eventually require careful observation and brain power in order to figure them out.

The Vision Test is known for being just as difficult as The Impossible Quiz, only negated by the fact that there are checkpoints. Level 47 & Level 49 are particularly notorious. Have fun!

by Ubeenbamboozledson August 2, 2021

textray vision

The ability to know the sender of a text or the contents of a text message while ones phone is in a pocket, bag, purse, etc, and out of sight.

"Oh man Julie is texting me again"

"How do you know? Your phone is in your pocket. What do you have, textray vision?"

by Jagerman July 18, 2012

Post wank vision

Post-wank vision helps improve your judgement on relationship decisions when your horny. When you take off the ‘wank goggles’ your mind will be clearer, allowing you to assess relationship decisions based on there true attributes (and not just her fine ass).

Eoghan: *thinks to himself* awwwwww fuck that took way too long. Thank god for twins.

Eoghan text: mate, my post wank vision suggests I should keen this chick around.

Andrew M: nice move mate, all big calls should be made with a clear mind.

What time will I meet you for the McGregor fight?

by Some mate1 January 26, 2020