Etch-a-sketch vision is when someone you are staring at is playing naive, and you are stuck there having to make eye contact or listen to them for so long listening to how much of a 'Class A" personality they have and then everything starts to look like an etch a sketch because you have had to put up with too much violence for too long.
When I had to speak to a now religious therapist, who was a former prison psychiatrist, they tried to play down my ptsd and make jokes about it- and then came the etch-a-sketch vision...
by nobodycaresaboutdirtypoptarts March 29, 2019
Mission for Vision (MFV) is a leading not-for-profit organisation working since 2000 for the eradication of avoidable blindness.
by SPA15 November 25, 2021
Where a gay boy wanks his dad of inside of a truck over a microwave and screams big batty Alex dexters nephew Tommy (John grays sister lily loves jimmy jimbos cock)
by Brianselliotpussydestroyer February 29, 2024
a phenomenon that occurs while upon your studies at Shorter Sniversity. This phenomenon makes physically unattractive persons appear attractive because of the lack of attractive females.
Bro!! "She is so hot i would rail her 5 times."
What the fuck? Shes like a 3. you must have shorter vision.
What the fuck? Shes like a 3. you must have shorter vision.
by Chase Welch October 24, 2011
The feeling of someone deeply staring at you or cheating off of your answers.
Most often people who use x-ray vision are toxic hypocrites who will then claim they didn't cheat.
Most often people who use x-ray vision are toxic hypocrites who will then claim they didn't cheat.
by IsabellaSchuyler May 19, 2025
When you are with your spouse and an attractive female walks past, you use this to check them out without being caught.. A.K.A peripheral vision.
I was with my girl Friday night and I had to use my titty vision to check out this fine women that walked past!
by Wyatt Gornick November 19, 2015
Did you hear that Brian wants to marry that stripper from last week, that pussy has him in complete vigina-vision.
by Boo Bead December 31, 2023