Valentine

A amazing girl that you should follow on Instagram @amourxval

You should follow Valentine on Instagram

by Amourxval January 5, 2020

Valentin B.

Current and longest reigning energy-drinking champion of Horbus.
Very white and very blond.
Still hasn't beaten Ludwig the accursed

A:"Hey, have you heard of Valentin B.?"
B:"No, who is he?"
A:"The longest reigning energy-drinking champion of Horbus you imbecile."

by Oji_DaKu October 8, 2019

Valentine's Day

A day made by a patron saint to make lonely people more lonely.

What did you do on Valentine's Day? Said Jack.
Cried and jacked off . Said David

by Dr.Wily February 14, 2021

No simp Valentine's

For the ones who are single on 14th February you have to pass this challenge for good luck next year's valentine's day.

The rules are simple:no simping over bitches,no masturbating and no roses.

-Hey man I passed No simp Valentine's
-How do you feel?
- Empty💀

by Ieepuroy February 14, 2022

Valentines Day

Basically a day where u get a fuck anyone named Caleb

“ it’s valentines can’t wait to fuck caleb”

- Valentines Day

by JuicyBalls February 14, 2022

Valentin

Pretty smart guy. Has a lil curly brown hair and looks cute, talks with alot of girls, but he's too shy to go further. Valentin has a very cute name and a lil french accent. He likes to be well fitted in pretty and sexually attractive clothes. He's well known for his huge cock (around 11-12 inches) and his lot of adventures with one day girl.

Hey is that a Valentin omfg ?!
I fell in love with this Valentin (emoji inlove)

by minot0r January 14, 2019

Valentines Weekend

If Valentines day falls on a weekend, your partner has to spend the whole weekend with you, because then the whole weekend is seen as a big Valentines day.

Tom: Yo babe, what are we gonna do on Valentines Weekend?

Jennifer: Oh, i was just going to spend Valentines Day with you and not the entire weekend, because im a snitch.

by Good Boyfriend February 13, 2021