cane toad

the act of humping someone

I totally saw you cane toading that girl last night

by Sveiven November 13, 2006

toadflax

hard boiled egg microvaved with butter and mashed to make a delicios food.

My brother ben who invented toadflax mashed the eggs in the bowl for food substance with butter

by rexuitred October 24, 2006

Toad

a sociopath, borderline idiot savant, who should not be allowed to work around human beings, ever.

This guy was such a toad they wrote him off "The Office," but he still wouldn't leave.

by the Professor from Podunk December 8, 2010

Toadily

A sarcastic response that can be used in any situation, whether bs or legit

Idiot:"chik fil a is better than kfc man"

Smart guy: "toadily. keep thinking that"

by DNS_Destroyer May 2, 2016

toady

another word for describing horny

dude clintons so toady he just wants to get all over her

by jblo February 10, 2007

boot licking toadie

Boot licking toadies, despite the negative connotation, generally know what they're talking about and usually remain polite in the face of rudeness. Most decent people actually aspire to be called a boot licking toadie by other, less informed individuals. Once a person is noted as a boot licking toadie, a small informal celebration is held in their honour, beginning with the change of their facebook pictures, to pictures of boot licking toads.

Down with the Seneschal and his fellow travelling boot licking toadies!

by 0371 February 4, 2010

Dirty Toadstool

the procees of jamming as much of your foot as possible into someone's asshole

When Alex sat on my foot, my dirty toadstool almost popped his prostate

by goldhouse April 7, 2003