A general insult to suggest that someone is stupid and/or wierd. It may also be made up and not a real word.
by Euan Gallacher June 5, 2005
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by da trick biatch October 9, 2006
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The female version of cock blocking, where a female try's to hook up with a man, but has her chances blown by a friend, who usually is fuck-face.
Female 1: OMG! NANCY! That bitch Susie totally twat swatted me when I was trying to talk to this amazing guy last night!
Female 2: What a twat swatting cunt! Lets get our nails done!
Female 1: OK!
Female 2: What a twat swatting cunt! Lets get our nails done!
Female 1: OK!
by LilMissKrissyX3 June 30, 2009
Get the Twat Swatted mug.An insignificant yet noxious little stain that refuses to go away or recognise when it has been bettered. Usually to be found latched onto something with more substance than itself (easily found), the Twatl will try to impress with bravado and bolshiness, using inane babbling to attempt to cover it's very limited sphere of knowledge.
Unfortunately this will, ultimately, result in the Twatl looking more like a penis than ever before.
Its bipolar nature complicates the situation with a leading professor in the field describing the Twatl as "a mong leprechaun, dancing around a paper toadstool, offering wanker handshakes one second and flinging shit the rest."
The Twatl has an irrational fear of what it describes as "internet hard men" (although a more accurate description would be "fellow internet users who actually know their arse from their elbow") which leads the Twatl into round after round of ever more delusional and contradictory self repetition.
The Twatl has been proven time and again to be an arsebiscuit of the highest order, yet finds itself hugely amusing. Some suggestions from the scientific community put this down to it's latchees "putting it up" to make a fool of itself for their own sadistic amusement. This, of course, is something that goes way over the Twatl's head and only serves to encourage it to unprecedented heights of self destructive behaviour.
Further investigation into the Twatl's nature has proven difficult as researchers will often pass out after observing the subject for a short while. It is entirely possible that, with more exposure to the Twatl, we could find the first ever example of death by boredom.
Unfortunately this will, ultimately, result in the Twatl looking more like a penis than ever before.
Its bipolar nature complicates the situation with a leading professor in the field describing the Twatl as "a mong leprechaun, dancing around a paper toadstool, offering wanker handshakes one second and flinging shit the rest."
The Twatl has an irrational fear of what it describes as "internet hard men" (although a more accurate description would be "fellow internet users who actually know their arse from their elbow") which leads the Twatl into round after round of ever more delusional and contradictory self repetition.
The Twatl has been proven time and again to be an arsebiscuit of the highest order, yet finds itself hugely amusing. Some suggestions from the scientific community put this down to it's latchees "putting it up" to make a fool of itself for their own sadistic amusement. This, of course, is something that goes way over the Twatl's head and only serves to encourage it to unprecedented heights of self destructive behaviour.
Further investigation into the Twatl's nature has proven difficult as researchers will often pass out after observing the subject for a short while. It is entirely possible that, with more exposure to the Twatl, we could find the first ever example of death by boredom.
by Badger Loving Fluffster December 12, 2007
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Get the twazock mug.When you're really high on meth or when you've been awake so long smoking dope that you're totally outta there! My friend was so twacked out on dope he thought that I was a cop.
I can't understand what the fuck you're saying cuz you're talking 100mph you're so twacked out.
I was so twacked out I thought there were undercover narcotics agents in the van parked across the street.
I was so twacked out I thought there were undercover narcotics agents in the van parked across the street.
by Bowl Roller August 23, 2010
Get the twacked out mug.Just like to frape someone on Facebook, To twape someone is to use someone else's Twitter account and post things that they wouldn't usually.
The act between raping and Twitter combined to Twape.
The act between raping and Twitter combined to Twape.
Hey, guess what?
Joe just got twaped.
Really by who?
Ha, It was me who twaped him. I called him a homo
Joe just got twaped.
Really by who?
Ha, It was me who twaped him. I called him a homo
by frolicols April 21, 2011
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