Birch Tree

Bitch but just nicer

You're being a birch tree right now.

by Anonymous Dumbo Octopus September 2, 2020

light the tree

smoking weed

dubstep is so great after we light the tree

by lindsaymichelle February 28, 2011

Tree-Swinger

(Australian Slang) 1. One who makes a mockery of themselves and others subconsciously or without intent.
2. One who cannot make up their mind.
3. Anyone roughly defined as a fool or buffoon.

That Rodger Barley; What a fucking tree-swinger!

by Agent FareEvader August 12, 2003

tree chicken

Redneck slang term for squirrels, especially in the sense of eating squirrel.

Momma done rasselled up some tennessee tree chickens for dinner, pa.

by Rich Lather September 6, 2005

palm tree

A clever invention by polar bears to disguise their presence.

You see those palm trees over there? Don't be fooled! There's really polar bears around here. They don't fool me!

by Fred the Wolf July 23, 2008

Christmas trees

Term used for marijuana after thanksgiving and before easter.

After I got my christmas trees, I rolled a Philly that could'a got the entire neighborhood high!

by DeeJay December 12, 2003

Tree humper

1. An over enthusiastic enviormentalist. The nature equivalent of a PETA member.
2. A person who refuses to leave their sitting spot near, under, or by a tree of some kind.

1. "WHAT DO YOU MEAN I'M A TREE HUMPER?! JUST SET THE PAPER DOWN AND NOBODY GETS HURT!"
2. "Guys, I don't to go downtown...I'm fine here! -is dragged away from tree-"

by Angelxa November 17, 2006