Hiking the Appalachian Trail

Going AWOL on your job to have a clandestine affair.

"Where has Joe been for the last three days? He didn't tell us that he'll be taking time off!"

"Uh... He's hiking the Appalachian Trail."

"Oh. In that case, where's the pink slip?"

by L-R- July 17, 2009

Trail Mix Crunch

An interratial gangbang in the woods with a pine cone.

The girl was very sore after receiving a trail mix crunch and was picking pine cone fragments out of her ass for several days.

by NephthysScream July 12, 2010

hiking the Applachian trail

cheating on one's spouse

She thought he was away on business but he was actually "hiking the Applachian trail" .

by AZAFVET August 20, 2009

snail trail

The drip coming out of peoples noses when they're snorting cocaine.

The snail trail is ost often seen with the bridge and tunnel crowd at clubs in NYC or Long Island.

by snail539 October 2, 2009

happy trail

The streak of hair (usually in men ages 16 and up) that leads from your belly button to your genitals.

I shaved my happy trail yesterday!

by Sam Leisenring April 8, 2015

oregon trail generation

Those after generation x, but before millenials. Those who played Oregon trail in school computer class. Approx. born between 1981-1985

Jim is 31 and remembers having to write letters, when email was a novelty. He must be an Oregon Trail generation kid

by Gregruss May 19, 2016

hiking the appalachian trail

Fucking your mistress.

"Hey, where did our governor go?"
"He told me he was hiking the appalachian trail..."
"Hope he takes protection."

by girlmain July 14, 2009