choc top

When having anal sex with a homosexual partner,
having shit on the knob of you penis after withdrawing.

Man, you just gave me a choc top

by Define Man April 23, 2006

top notch

The best something can be, there is no phrase in the world which emphasises the quality of an object/person/situation more than top notch.

Stuart: How was you're date with Lucinda-May?
Edgar: It was TOP NOTCH!
Stuart: Woah, that means that it was better than anything else ever?
Edgar: Yes, because that's what top notch means.

by Stev White April 28, 2007

muffin top

The abdominal spillover that results from a husky woman wearing a too-tight pair of low-cut pants.

Sweet Jesus! Look at the muffin top on that deuce.

by Fueled By Chalupas September 13, 2005

top gun

Having a girl ride your face cowgirl style while simultaneously using your penis as a joystick. Be sure to have "Highway to the Danger Zone" by Kenny Loggins playing in the background for the full effect.

I wanted to play top gun with my girl the other night but she totally shot me down because apparently the pattern was full.

by silentpaul July 25, 2011

Carrot Top

1. A person with red hair. See Also: red head

2. Scott Thompson, a widely known mediocre comic that is extremely obnoxious. See Also: Gilbert Gottfried

Oh crap, is Carrot Top on television AGAIN!?!

by sixgunsamurai August 21, 2003

Top Gun

The world's longest, most expensive air force advertisement.

The Military Industrial Complex often uses action films, like Top Gun, to con our children into joining the military.

by Bruckheimer July 24, 2011

muffin top

The roll of fat that hangs over the top of too-tight, low rise jeans.

When looked at from behind, from the waist down she looked like a muffin top.

by Pork chop April 12, 2006