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HATE TO THINK

1. The phrase coined by J. Collotta in late summer/early fall of 2006. After we stopped wondering what it was that she hated to think, we all began using the phrase because we are unoriginal and cannot think for ourselves. Or we just hate to think for ourselves. One day in Latin I sent a note to K. Teahan stating that hate to think should have its own AIM counterpart, like 'lol', and 'h2t' was born. Then there was an h2t gang sign that can be seen on J. Collotta's myspace. The phrase 'hate to think' can be put before or after any word formation or be used solo. It is an answer or a question or a statement that is appropriate for almost every situation. It is also a complex chemical formula that one can put on a chemistry test when one doesn't know the answer.
'h2t' can evolve into 'h2i hate to imagine' and 'h2ft hate to fuckin think' in extreme situations

2. The term should not be confused with 'Love to think' which was J. Carper's early retaliation to J. Collotta's statement. 'Love to think' can be used the same way as 'hate to think' before any word formation or on its own as a statement, but is a more positive and therefore less popular phrase because of our human tendency to hate everything. The aim version is 'l2t'.
1. HATE TO THINK my best friend blew my boyfriend but I LOVE TO THINK he busted in her eye and she is in the hospital.

2. For AIM:
CottonCandyMan: h2t no one commented on my nude pics on facebook lol
SpiderWebs233: sux dude but l2t that hot gay minister at church added me on friendster
CottonCandyMan: lucky
by twinkmasterbaby December 10, 2008
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edu-hate

An extremely sarcastic way to to correct someone's factually incorrect statement by giving them an even larger number of incorrect facts.
Ace : My Favorite song by KISS is "Dream On"

Randy : Wow. That reminds me of my favorite song Led Zeppelin song "The Wall" or my favorite Guns N Roses Song "Enter Sandman." Thats the song they would usually play in the Chicago Cub's NBA Arena before Michael Jackson would come out and lead them to the Championship.

Ace : Ugh, so I couldn't remember who sang that song. You didn't have to Edu-hate me.
by moestavern19 April 9, 2008
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Hate Eyes

When peoples eyes suddenly go from warm and welcoming to i hate the world! This usually happens after a good few beers and that last lager flipped the switch...
Oh look at Andy's eyes that last lager turned his Hate eyes on and they're scanning the room. "Do not look"
by scrindlebeeper September 27, 2014
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hate-strike

Hate-strike is a moment when you feel sudden and causeless rage. Usually is followed by curses or violent actions. Aftermath of a hate-strike is a mixed state of confusion and regret.
Yesterday we had so much fun with Josie. If only I didn't have that hate-strike while we were walking home , the day could be perfect.
by WorkingRobot December 9, 2014
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hate finger

Hate finger: verb. Amazingly fingering someone while hating them every second because they wont do anything else
Peter just hate fingered me so good cause I wouldn't give him a BJ!
by Aunt_sexy September 8, 2015
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iced hating

Gossiping over iced coffees
by kwlgal December 18, 2016
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Hate Wipe

When you wipe after pooping, and your finger breaks through the toilet paper into your butthole.
Yesterday I accidentally hate wiped myself at my parents house.
by Snipedog22 January 3, 2017
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