Goat Tissue

A goat tissue is a man in his 30's and has a goatie(beard). His name has to be Andy or Andrex because its a brand off tissues. Andy/Andrex is a very funny sarcastic person and can't sing

Look its Goat Tissue. Shit RUN

by Meanings by kiki & Niki August 8, 2018

Golden tissue

When your wanking and you believe your finished but really you pissed

Oh shit I have a golden tissue

by Golden tissue expert January 1, 2019

Nell Timms

Nell Timms is one of the most beautiful girls in the world. Normally a blonde she rocks all of her photos. She is not one to fall in love fast but when she does fall Its for a blonde. (Normally his name starts with an L) When she finds that one she worships him. Talks about him all the time. Even if it means leaving people or her best friends behind. Nell is kind but isn't afraid to stand up for herself.

"hey theres Nell Timms!"
" I heard she is with Logan"
" Wow she's beautiful!"

by -A lol anonymous March 18, 2019

Ass Tissues

Toilet paper being used as tissues.

"Do you have any tissues?"
"No, but we have toilet paper"
"Ok, you mean ass tissues?"
"Yeah"

by Weil May 5, 2019

Sam Tissen

A person who is always Salty in video games and in real life.
Possibly a genetic defect.

He is like Sam Tissen!

by 6969eastwoodacademy May 30, 2019

Crank Tissue

A very cranky or moody person with saggy skin (hence tissue)

“Shut the fuck up Grandpa, you crank tissue”

by ogre06 April 9, 2020

free tissues

here for ur tears

here is some free tissues

by anonymous September 14, 2020