how many saiyens does it take to screw in a light bulb

A joke making fun of how many episodes it takes to do anything in Dragon Ball Z.

You: hey how many saiyens does it take to screw in a light bulb.
some guy: ok how many.
You:just one except it takes 20 episodes.

by *Cough* *Cough* June 5, 2016

Screw

To have sex

Man, we screwed so hard last night!

by Libbitt July 30, 2019

Self-Tapping Screw

When a Woman is giving you a Blowjob and demands you allow her to bend your cock, then stuff it into your ass, just as you are ejaculating, causing a pearl necklace to drip down your inner thighs.

My Girlfriend insisted that she be allowed to perform a “self-tapping screw” on me.

by Dick-balls MaGee March 20, 2021

screw out

I dont know, it just sounds nice

screw out this on your cockpit

by ecolecko January 25, 2018

Screwed

When you dont study for a world geography test.

Im so fucking screwed I didnt study for this god damn fucking test

by TheBiggestDickHead123456 April 19, 2018

Screw Canoe

A situation involving more than one person that is screwed from the start.

"I knew this was a screw canoe going down shit creek from the start"

by Kinty The Cat March 19, 2014

screw

To have fun with friends! (Keep the condom on my friend)

I wanna SCREW myself

by Poopy Butt Finger December 11, 2019