Sam

A big douchebag who has no friends.he is normally fat and a wetty a dickhead and a troll

That guys such a sam

by Hdidjdjdjdn April 18, 2018

Sam

Mass-Geonocidle Maniac. Usually of Australian or German background. Likes such mechanised equipment as Military Grade weaponry and explosives. Enjoys murder and generally makes jokes about killing and mutilating corpses. Sam's have a tendency to be racist and highly discriminative as well as homicidal.

However, some Sam's do have an attractions to members of the opposite races.

"Adolf Elizabeth Hitler was a Sam"
"Joseph Stalin was a Sam"
"Chopper Ried was a Sam"

by SWAG.SWAG.SWAG.SWAG November 9, 2012

Sam

A girl who wants to get mentally AND physically fucked by Bob Marley! She hates gravy with the passion of 1000 burning suns. Her closet is probably bigger than Jeffrey stars boyfriend. (Pretty big and beefy) She’s nice on the outside but on the inside she’s the devils best friend NO ecquaintance. Sam will attract boys like bees are attracted to honey, and get attached to dogs with cherry eye like Donald trump is attached to building a wall.

Sam: Bob Marley is zeee shat
Devil: who will we mentally fuck with today
Sam: Jeffrey Stars big and beefy boyfriend!

by Ruby loscerman May 1, 2019

Sam

A little Asian boy who is addicted to masturbating

Look at that Sam over there

by Thiccsexyboi May 2, 2018

Sam

A small guy that has an annoying squeaky voice, wanks to his mum and sucks off dogs

Why is Sam ducking off a dog

by Big D*** June 2, 2015

Sam

Person who talks continously about their penis's engirged size despite the fact it is tiny. Believes everything on reddit to be gospel.

You are such a Sam.

by Kelseyb123 April 10, 2013

Sam

A Hypocritical homophobe !!!

TWO Gays walk past holding hands ewwwwwwww thats gross .. later sam sees to Lezbians kissing mmm thats hot!!

by A true penis lover February 12, 2010