Mid Eum

Mid Eum's are usually Koreans, so basically that means that they are either a kpop star or a kim chi cook. They might look all nice and sweet, but don't be fooled they have tendencies to rape and molest teenagers, be careful. They also have a great sense of style though so if youre having outfit troubles call a Mid Eum. Alot of mid Eum's are the same but there are some major differences, If you see one that is 6'4 and size 12 feet, they are most definately gay and probably wants to do some weird stuff with all the high school boys, if they arent either of those sizes dont worry they are probably more into little girls. To a Mid Eum the weirdest things make their penis hard, just by simply smelling kim chi, or just hearing DEAN's voice, can do it. If you meet one, your life could go 2 different ways, he could make your life 10 times better, or he could be an awful person and do weird things to you. So choose carefully

P1:Have you met the new kid?
P2:Not yet, I'm trying to make my decision, he looks like a Mid Eum.

by NATHANIEL✋✋ March 8, 2017

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Mid-coit

Short for middle of coitous. Defining an act that happens mid sexual encounter (verb)

I am surprisingly good at taking work conference calls mid-coit

Sometimes you need a mid-coit snack

by TinderWordsOfWisdom September 2, 2021

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Mid

Slang for "I want to be penetrated really hard homosexually" which I show by wearing a slutty outfit, make-up like lipstick et cetera

Person 1: "This dude is mid".
Person 2: "Oh him? Yeah, I fucked him in his bleached asshole too".

by FellowNiggha March 17, 2023

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mid timer

Member of a community particularly in a 12-step fellowship who has been around 5-10 years. Understands some modern lingo but lacks in understanding of some of the more popular slang.

Newcomer: yo I just popped a bean
Mid timer: oh you just took some ecstasy?
Newcomer: na bra, a xanny..man you're a mid timer

by Jacobtanner November 23, 2024

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