man web

An intricate network of males of various social standing, arranged and used for a variety of functions to satisfy the needs and whims of one centrally situated female. Use of more than one male for the same need is an oft used method, but much like a spider web, crossing of 2 threads could cause damage to entire web. The introduction of another woman to the web is discouraged, but can be done if executed carefully.

Tina's man web consisted of 2 comedians who provided laughter, a handyman who serviced her home, a fitness instructor who provided training sessions, a chef who prepared meals, a male model who accompanied her on social engagements and an analyst to manage the logistics of the man web.

by BlackOut March 14, 2012

Spread the Web

Early morning need for a man to stretch and pull on his nut sack. This sometimes result in a moist/warm nut sack looking like a web being spread apart...hence Spread the Web

Early each morning, Bill felt the need to spread the web before he got his cup of coffee.

by Captain Duder April 19, 2012

Cooter web

An older womans grey snatch hairs that are mangy to the point where you have the pry them open in order to gain entry to the vagina.

An elderly persons pubic hair that hasnt been shaved for years.

Dude, I humped this granny and she had cooter web to the max!

by Elizzle Dizzle January 2, 2012

soulja boy crank that twerk challenge: dark web edition

you may ask urself:
“wtf is the soulja boy crank that twerk challenge: dark web edition?!”
welp it’s quite simple. u do the crank that by soulja boy at 3am and proceed to throw that ass then throw it onto the dark web
there is much more to it if you are a part of the SBCTTC:DWE community but if you’re a starter this will do just fine.

friend 1:“yo have you heard of the SOULJA BOY CRANK THAT TWERK CHALLENGE: Dark web edition?!”
friend 2: “fuck yeah i been doing that shit for years catch up lil dweeb”

by mdizzzle May 27, 2023

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Lauren’s Web

When a girl named Lauren talks you into sex and now you’re a part of her “web”

Bro. Lauren had a whole speech n talked me into her web. I got caught in Lauren’s web bro!!

by ThatDude-Guy June 15, 2023

Charlotte’s Web

When you queef after a creampie and it shoots out like a spiders web.

She queefed after I creampied her, call that a Charlotte’s Web

by PShadowz February 25, 2023