Peruvian Salmon Handle

The act of freezing a dalmon, painting it red and white, then shoving it down your uncle's throat.

"Hey dude, I heard Sam gave him uncle a Peruvian Salmon Handle."

"OH gross not that!"

by Upamonaco August 22, 2024

spit on the salmon

To spit on the salmon means to suck a dick.

The term comes from norwegian, and is «Spøtte på laksen» in norwegian.

Note! Since salmon is a normal cuisine in Norway it is important to remember to not use the term in a conversation about food.

Did u get some at the party?- friend

Nja, I meet this guy, but I was on my period, so I could only spit on the salmon.-

by Cheesylobster August 10, 2019

Brown sugar salmon

When a girl is sweet yet acts fishy about a situation

Boyfriend: who was that guy
Girlfriend: oh, nobody *gives boyfriend a kiss*
She’s a “brown sugar salmon”

by Pear6 June 23, 2021

Salmon Breath

Salmon Breath is the taste/smell you are left with after eating a chick out

also known as pussy breath

yo paddy you got salmon breath, you ain't hitting the Zaza

by jizzgobbler November 1, 2022

Black Salmon

When a person freezes a turd and uses it as a sex toy anally until it thaws out and returns to the ocean or toilet.

The black salmon hid under the ice until it swam back and fourth to warm up and eventually returned to the ocean.

by Millwrightthor November 5, 2022

Salmon poaching

Fingering using at least two or more fingers, in a tickling motion. Putting your hand in a wet place, wiggling them about and hoping for a bite.

We were lying in bed together and I decided to do a bit of salmon poaching

by SeansMinx February 29, 2020

slap some salmon on it

When something is so good that you want to express how smoked it is

Bob: wow, I just hit a home run!

Janet: that’s so sexy. Slap some salmon on it

by WhiteGirlWithBasicBobs June 7, 2018