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swamp monkey

Natural inhabitant of New Orleans who shares a common style popularized by the american rapper lil wayne
man u look like a real swamp monkey today
mugGet the swamp monkeymug.

swamp guinea

Slang term for a black person from the musical "Hair".
Yo, he just called that black guy a swamp guinea.
by Uncle Dewey December 28, 2005
mugGet the swamp guineamug.

Swamp Cock

The unfortunate condition in which the penis has become so inflamed by the toxins of a woman's swamp pussy that the cock itself begins to change colors and ferment. The horrible odor emanated by the rotting flesh is enough to be noticed from a great distance.
Man: Dang, I got some mad swamp cock. I don't think I can make it to that job interview.
Woman: Sorry about that...
by ColonPounder December 28, 2009
mugGet the Swamp Cockmug.

swamp thing

When you are having sex (preferabbly unprotected) with a girl (must be vaginal) and you cum, you pull out quickly and reach in her pussy. When you grab some of her secretions and also your own, you smear it all over her face and go "Swamp thing!" This is a variation on "WOLFMAN!"
Dude, last night, I totally swamp thing'd this girl. She was so pissed, but I just laughed because she smelled like shit.
by Jolly Green Giant Penis September 4, 2006
mugGet the swamp thingmug.

swamp donkey

a very large and hairy member of the female sex, who looks like a donkey that just drowned in a swamp.
by luke detty May 13, 2005
mugGet the swamp donkeymug.

swamp donkey

disgusting bitch that feeds off drunk men around 3:30 am
"oh look bill is leaving with yet another swamp donkey"

"I think its time for an intervention."
by blackassontherun December 4, 2009
mugGet the swamp donkeymug.

Swamp Donkey

Pretty much the equivalent of any girl that walks onto the set of "Jerry Springer". A woman who wears clothes that are 3 times too small,smells like she lives in a swamp, speaks like a dero and looks like a fat-ass donkey turd.
by loopy_bugs January 29, 2009
mugGet the Swamp Donkeymug.

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