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nutella pubes

when you have an itch and you can't itch it you say "nutella pubes"
john:"how are you?"
steve:"suffering with nutella pubes"
by nutella111238291 November 22, 2013
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gorilla pubes

kid 1: Hey mom can we buy some gorilla pubes
mom: no son we have half a pube left so no
by Budgettsfog October 11, 2022
mugGet the gorilla pubesmug.
A throw away merkin, sold at Disneyland, and made of two circles of black pubic hair with a red bow in the center.
Greg and Chris wanted some kinky 70s porn star bush action back at the Disneyland Hotel, so Brad’s mom bought Disposable Minnie Mouse Pubes to wear over her freshly waxed minge.
by crjoker May 7, 2022
mugGet the Disposable Minnie Mouse Pubesmug.

Pube Boobs

When a man gets fat in the belly, a secondary roll of fat develops below his belly button. When this fat rolls to either side of his penis, he develops pube boobs.
When my belly got too big to hold my fat, I developed pube boobs.
by leatherbootsstl September 1, 2017
mugGet the Pube Boobsmug.

Pube art

When you're at a party and people pass out you harvest their pubic hair and apply it to the face if they need a monobrow or Hitler or some cheek fuzz and if there's not enough pubic hair on them then you got to go harvest it from somebody else and and that's a really fun game to play when it's it's the pubes all about the pubes
Damn I had such a great time doing pube art on that b**** Amanda last night yeah cuz she has a massive amount of ass hair and I hate that c***
by Crazy Carebear April 11, 2023
mugGet the Pube artmug.

Jammed Pubes

When your pubes get caught in your zipper
I was trying these new jeans and got a bad case of the Jammed Pubes.
by BigConCon December 14, 2024
mugGet the Jammed Pubesmug.

Pubes Anginal Mating

When a large black man takes his dreaded 2 foot long pubes with a built in vibrator, and puts it in a man's asshole, and keeps it in until the insides are hairy and the receiving man has shit his intestines out.
I caught some opps lacking and shoot em up besides lil tt, then I pubes anginal mating wit him.

Damn do it to me bby gurl
by fuck dead opps in ass May 23, 2022
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