Megalodon monday

A national holiday every monday celebrating the Megalodon shark

Tim: What day is it?

Rob: Its Megalodon monday!

Tim: Thanks!

by Kibahascorona July 12, 2023

Monday morning cornerback

An individual who retrospectively attributes their failures and disappointments to external factors rather than acknowledging their own contributions.

Ignore that guy. He's just a Monday morning cornerback. Never accepts blame for his own screwups.

by A legit doctor. Not a joke. December 31, 2024

Monday

The day you find out you don't have to die to go to hell...

me: Am I dead?
friend: No, but you are in hell.
me: how?
friend: It's monday.

by Bloesem September 4, 2018

Double Monday

During a threesome, you find out that both partners have inadequate experience in the bedroom but you're already commited to the act so tough it out to try and make it work, even though you're disappointed. Sometimes it works, sometimes it doesn't; just like a Monday.

"I brought James and Anna home last night for some fun but it was a complete 'Double Monday'!"

by I Sweetss I May 30, 2018

Monday

The day that you get to beat up a VSCO girl and hug an e-girl if possible. E-girls might not hug you back.

Hey Erica it’s Monday! Let’s go hug Jenna but let’s be carefull!

by Thatonepersonthatisdeppresed October 26, 2019

Blue Monday

Blue Monday, Blue Day is a badass song sang by the rock group Foreigner....

You really should rethink your girl, all she does is make you have a Blue Monday, everyday a Blue Day!!

by DevilWoman.inthenextroom January 25, 2021

Raspberry Monday

When a man kicks off the week by smearing a pot of raspberry mouse on his girlfriends pussy, and then licks it off while she holds a a bullet to her clitoris.

Hopefully results in her squirting raspberry flavoured pussy juice into his mouth.

Baby i cant wait to get home tonight, I love a good Raspberry Monday!

by RaspberryMonday July 12, 2010