Mickey

Guilty pleasure. Fun, funny, sexy and sweet. Mickey does heaps. Taking the mickey out of someone would be cruel.

oh mickey youre so fine, youre so fine you blow my mind

by Samibee11 December 9, 2018

The Mickey Mouse Oil Change

A sex act where one person dons mouse ears, suspenders, and large white gloves and uses a slinky to gape another's rectum open, spilling out the contents. When emptied, a funnel is inserted and filled with a mixture of vinegar and feces

"Phil's grandma is a freak in bed! Last night she gave me The Mickey Mouse Oil Change"

by PhatSphoincter September 26, 2025

mickey mouse player

Somebody that is absolutely terrible at league of legends.

Pak: The teams are fucking unbalanced.
Will: Wait why?
Pak: We have 3 mickey mouse players and they only have 1

by Affrodisiac June 6, 2022

MICKEY MOUSE

The thing that's been around for over 100 years but hasn't left puberty.

"I'm a pubescent teen"

" and I'm mickey mouse a rodent that

has no balls"

by MobiPlayz August 21, 2018

Skinny Mickey

A person that looks like they would be in a UN Children's Fund AD.

Person 1: "Damn, he is skinny"
Person 2: "Skinny Mickey right here"

by kingknb July 3, 2020

mickey stickie

A fraudulent motor vehicle inspection sticker, primarily used by folks who drive a beater and cannot or will not get it fixed to pass inspection legally.

Buddy couldn't afford to fix the floor in his 93 Cavalier, so he went and got a mickey stickie instead.

by SwitchNB March 16, 2014

Mickey

when someone wins in a way that isn’t respectable it is seen as a “mickey win” because of Lemickey and ADisney winning the 2020 NBA Finals In Disneyland against a broken down 5th seed in a arena with no fans.

Person 1- “I won a game because hey friend controller died at the last second “
Person 2 - “Man dat shit Mickey Mouse as hell”

by Amirasbf January 28, 2022