by pchristmann December 02, 2009
A Monk Job is oral sex performed using only the tongue, circling round the edge of the head of the Penis, as if one was licking a mediaeval monk's haircut.
by Matt Rose January 24, 2007
Force job
1.When a Jedi (hopefully a girl!) stimulates a man's penis with the power of the force until the man ejaculates.
2.What Darth Vader does to Storm Troopers once he turned gay.
3.The most important move a female Padawan should know.
4.The coolest and most stylish way a Jedi can use to jack off.
1.When a Jedi (hopefully a girl!) stimulates a man's penis with the power of the force until the man ejaculates.
2.What Darth Vader does to Storm Troopers once he turned gay.
3.The most important move a female Padawan should know.
4.The coolest and most stylish way a Jedi can use to jack off.
I got a little piece of heaven last night when i got a force job while driving from my girlfriend who was the backseat of my car.
If Anakin Skywalker got Force jobs he wouldn't turn to the Dark Side.
When her boyfriend gets horny she gives him a force job causing him to hum and moan in ecstasy until he begins to cum everywhere.The force is strong with her.
'The force is strong with this one, ask her to give me a force job at once !' ~ Obi Wan Kenobi to Master Yoda
'Search your feelings young female Jedi, deep down you know you want to give me a force job.'~ Me to a ravishingly sexy female Jedi.
If Anakin Skywalker got Force jobs he wouldn't turn to the Dark Side.
When her boyfriend gets horny she gives him a force job causing him to hum and moan in ecstasy until he begins to cum everywhere.The force is strong with her.
'The force is strong with this one, ask her to give me a force job at once !' ~ Obi Wan Kenobi to Master Yoda
'Search your feelings young female Jedi, deep down you know you want to give me a force job.'~ Me to a ravishingly sexy female Jedi.
by zingeraddict December 20, 2011
A ping job is the act hitting someone in the back of the neck when something stupid is said or done.
A father is teaching his son how to drive when the son suddenly makes a wrong turn. The father hits the son in the back of the neck also known as a ping job.
by phantom2k August 11, 2008
When you or you partner shit's all over their hands. Then using the shit or crap as lubricant. Then you may apply this lubricant around you or your partners privates.
by rusty man September 29, 2011
''Did you get a brazilian job?''
''Yeah, it hurt like hell, but now im all smooth down there... ;) ''
''Yeah, it hurt like hell, but now im all smooth down there... ;) ''
by WOODP3CK3R April 10, 2009
by Cameron March 21, 2004