Hym " 'Why doesn't anyone have the courage to date Jenna Ortega?' Asks the YouTube shorts. Well, simply put, not everyone is a CORPOREAL GOD! A CORPOREAL GAAAWDAH!!! So, I'll do it! First order of business: Jenna Ortega reboot of the 2004 Christina Ricci movie 'Cursed.' Christina Ricci will reprise her role as.... Ellie- HOLY SHIT JESSE EISENBERG WAS THE BROTHER! HOLY SHIT! I DIDN'T EVEN- Nope! Nope. It's a sequel now. We're doing a full-on sequel. Get Jesse Eisenberg! We're doing a sequel. Yes."
by Hym Iam August 7, 2025
Get the Why doesn't anyone have the courage to date Jenna Ortegamug. She is one of the nicest person in the world if you deserve it. She can be so mean that you would cry but when you’re nice to her, she will be it too. She has the power to heal the broken with a smile She's so sweet and loving it'll melt your heart. When you look at her into her eyes, it's like you're lost in heaven. The warmth feeling of love of love she gives you is simply exquisite. She is astonishingly beautiful. Her voice is music to go your ears. You could stare at her all day and still not get enough of her beauty.Jenna can make a normal day amazing with just a word or two. She is verry loyal to the person that she love. I can tell if you is in love with someone she is perfect. If you ever get the chance to meet a Jenna, keep your eye on her. She probably won't be single but if for some odd reason she is, you better swoop in. Her body is generally lined by curves that will definitely attract any man looking for a sexy woman. She probably has a little ass but she has the biggest boobs you will ever see.
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by dogcat123 March 29, 2019
Get the Jennamug. Makes me cry. Makes me frustrated. I'd probably rage fuck her tbh tho. Low-key boring. Beautiful inside and out though. I love her. I'm going to regret writing these definitions when it's brought up in a future job interview.
by Boobsnail November 26, 2023
Get the Jennamug. by Vagetarianism December 31, 2024
Get the Jenna Jamesonmug. A random 12 year old made a tiktok and they said the Jenna is coming to hack every girl, every kid believed this and they don’t even know it’s fake. The account was made for a roblox skit or roblox movie called “The Oder”.
Person 1: OMG JENNA THE HACKER IS COMING TO HACK EVERY GIRL!!!1!1!1!1!
Person 2: bro why y’all always believe things like this
Person 2: bro why y’all always believe things like this
by Wafflecrow March 10, 2022
Get the Jenna The Hackermug. A queen. She is the best. If you saw her, you should start bowing because of how amazing she is. She is smart, kind, and loyal. Don’t be hetero around her tho. She’ll kill you.
by Pisskinklmao April 13, 2022
Get the Jenna Laukotermug. Jennae is a kind, sweet and caring person. They will be your best friend forever. They are kind of a badass but are never recognized for it.
by Thot on the spot November 3, 2019
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