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the hibernation technique

when a young man places his nutta butta balls inside a nice inviting rectum, creating a warm environment for them during the winter. very similar to a squirrel hiding his nutts for the winter as well.
Gosh peter, its gonna be way too cold this winter for my nutts. Do you mind if i keep them warm in your rectum?

Good Lord! I think that damn squirrel just hid his nutts in my ass! Wait a minute...oh its just you Bob.
by justin capps February 29, 2004
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immortal technique

A rapper from Harlem who speaks about real issues, usually politics and poverty. He seems to have a grudge with the Bush Administration, repetitive as hell when it comes to politics because he speaks about the same shit. Also known to get really lyrical and just mumble a bunch of nonsense. Peep the wack off off beat song "Creation and Destruction" and "The Prophecy". A clown in my eyes. An overrated rapper, especially on the internet ..you people need to get off his dick. Dead Prez is much better ...Immortal Technique also has a flow problem, dude just hasnt mastered the technique of riding a beat. Only suburban white kids idolize him and claim he's the best rapper from Harlem ..ha ..yea right ..ever heard of Big L people? Not taking away from his lyrical ability ..I'll admit, Technique is good ..but until he learns how to ride a beat then he will never be shit in my eyes.
Immortal Technique Lyrics:

I'm explicit like video tapes of conjugal visits
Some niggaz are too stupid to understand it like astrophysics
Technique is exquisite
I'll make your thoughts a victory
Get pessimistic with the quickness
If you think that I will just become another statistic with anything but success
When I bless the mic as I spit this
Specifically prolific with coprocessor coma type sickness

what the fuck is that shit????? ..no one cares ...
by jon ryda May 24, 2006
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Technical

Raymus c.2003. Someone who possesses enough knowhow and common sense to GET THINGS DONE.
Migsy, you're technical. Can you show me how to turn the playstation on?
by Mickey Dangerous July 5, 2004
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Technecsity

My cell phone is a Technecsity for contacting my friends.

Tech-ness-ity
by Skyler Schmitt October 15, 2007
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Technard

Someone that is a "Technical Retard" when it comes to operating digital technology.
Someone who is a Technard struggles or can't operate digital devices. eg A computer including internet, mobile phone, CD player, VCR player, DVD player, iphone, itouch, ipad, photocopier, scanner or microwave to name a few digital devices.
by Matthew David Morrison May 23, 2010
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Technilogically Retarded

The state of being completely ignorant of modern technology. Often used to describe someone who gets angry/frustrated while trying to turn on a computer or figure out how to use they're kid's ipod.
Person A: Ok, now go into the email, right-click on the picture and hit save as.

Person B: How do I do that?

Person A: Wow, you really are technilogically retarded, aren't you.
by dreadpiratejack May 18, 2011
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Technical Knock

The art of fixing something which is broken/not working by hitting it with a hammer.
That valve is sticking, better give it a Technical Knock.
by RaceTheSun September 20, 2013
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