piss and switch

To demand to go to the bathroom first, claiming that you will be faster because all you have to do is urinate, but then while you are on the toilet, you start taking a crap.

Man, when my roommate got home from the bar, I really had to go to the bathroom, but he claimed he should go first because he only had to piss, but once he got on there, I could smell him, he pulled a piss and switch, and I was stuck waiting outside the bathroom for 15 minutes!

by God Of Bread Sticks January 15, 2010

Russian Switch

The Russian Switch is a common trick used in Russian Literature and by Scott Baumgartner. While the etymology of this term is somewhat ambiguous and often misunderstood, it has most commonly been associated with the act of performing a meta-switch involving the major forces of nature acting upon the conquered world. The Russian Switch cannot be realized theoretically - it must be fully actualized in an active, not passive, manner.

"I pulled the Russian Switch."

"Dude, did you just pull the Russian Switch?"

by Kyle "Sinbad" Stone February 7, 2005

the Hickory Switch

While engaged in "doggy-style" sex, a man withdraws his penis from the woman's vagina, grasps it by the base of the shaft and slaps it against the woman's butt cheek, mimicking the act of corporal punishment with a hickory switch.

Instead of impregnating his wife, Ronald instead chose to finish with the Hickory Switch and stained the comforter.

by subtlecannon June 4, 2011

Stitchy

The act of standing still and clenching your buttocks together in an attempt to prevent a poop until you can reach a restroom.

"Hold on Marvin! I have to go stitchy first!"
"Hey! Quit pushin' me! I'm goin' stitchy!"

by Smellfree May 11, 2009

switch

someone who is neither both dominant and submissive in a bdsm relationship

'do you like to spank/tie peopel or do yuo like it doen to you?'

'both im switch

by hb April 4, 2003

Bait and Switch

When a girl stops putting out after she's married. Girls will act as though they are sexually liberated and always up for it, then once the guy is locked in they turn into a frigid prude.

Guy - "my wife used to be up for all kinds of kinky shit all the time when we were dating. Then we got married and it all stopped; I haven't had a blow job in 2 years."

Friend - "looks like she pulled the old bait and switch on you bro. Bitches be doing that to get a ring on it"

by Fullcore December 28, 2013

Bitch Switch

The word/phrase, action, or topic that makes a girl act like a bitch.

Kate really flipped Elayna's bitch switch when she brought up last year's Homecoming dance.

by Proud Boyfriend September 18, 2010