Salty surfing

Surfing the internet for excessive amounts of time -mainly social media- looking for salty bitches or salty characters or people being salty . (See salty definition on other page)

It took me all night of salty surfing to find my next date.

by Savage Monroe September 14, 2025

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edge surfing

Definition:
The act of staying at the emotional, romantic, or psychological edge of a situation—where tension, attraction, or conflict exists—without fully committing, resolving, or crossing the line. It involves consciously riding the intensity of the moment without letting it reach a conclusion.

Example 1:
We talk every day, flirt, fight, disappear… we’re just edge surfing at this point.

Example 2:
He almost confessed, then pulled back again. Classic edge surfing.

Example 3:
It’s not a relationship, not nothing either… just edge surfing.

by llaavvii April 14, 2026

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Seam surfing

The act of ejaculating on someone’s back during intercourse and using it as a ad a slip N slide

Hey bitch, I pulled a jay swiz nasty on her tits and then started seam surfing for the next hour.

by Tedwin69420 January 16, 2026

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Scroll Surfing

Scroll Surfing:
The modern evolution of web surfing from Back in the day, people explored the internet surfing from site to site. Now, we surf our feeds instead.

Lee: Bruv, I hardly surf the web anymore.
Frank: Me too, bruv… now we do scroll surfing instead… bruv.
Lee: How times have changed.
Frank: Init, bruv. LOL.
Lee: LOL.

by Jamie Cheese January 27, 2026

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career wake surfing

When a junior colleaugue uses your career trajectory to improve their own careeer prospects

Dude, did you hear about Joe's new promotion for all that work he did.

Yeah - in fact that was work I did 2 years ago and he has been career wake surfing ever since.

by Big Al. December 20, 2012