Ball sucking

When one gentley suckles upon another's scrotum. The soft and wrinkly sac greatly enjoys this motion.

Jared: Wenday, please practice ball sucking on me baby cheeks.
Wendy: Hell no you sick twisted cowboy basterd. Only if you toss my salad...bitch!

by jackmark dawn April 25, 2006

suck a d

Short for "suck a dick", when talking to teachers or adults to hide the true meaning and avoid punishment.

Get back in your seat, the bell hasn't rung yet!!

SUCK A D, BITCH!!!

by Yarcofin September 29, 2003

suck fest

A plethora of suckage going on in your vicinity.

"My harddrive just caught fire..." "Suck fest."

by DragonicUser February 05, 2005

You Suck

A thing said to someone when you are arguing with them or joking about them.Ussually said when one can't find anything else to say but still wants to say something.

"you suck Cassidy!

by youknowwho07 April 18, 2019

suck-a-dick

an exclamation; 1. can be used to show disappointment or surprise, 2. or as a retort (like fuck you/off)

1.Bob, "Damn! Someone keyed your car!" You," Suck-a-dick!"
2.Bob, "I can't believe you slept with that girl. She's ugly!" you, "Suck-a-dick!"

by Brad Sackmann March 07, 2008

sucks to be you

Basically this phrase means "I wouldn't want to be in your shoes". Or "your life sucks". It is often used sarcastically, but just as often not.

After Robert was shot in the ass with a nine, everyone said to him "it sucks to be you"

by Conor June 15, 2004

numb suck

Sucking on someone so hard, usually their asshole, to the point where it goes numb.

Bro, she numb sucked my asshole.

by 1234bk5678 February 24, 2017