Stalker Look

The stalker look is Someone that looks shifty like they will stalk you.

Most examples of the Stalker Look are usually female with brown hair and resonably attractive,

Jennette R is the most pro stalker and looks totally stalkerish.

by yoyoyoyo111 November 2, 2009

Stalker's Christmas

Valentine's day.

The day that all crazy stalker types can run around and leave anonmyous gifts and what not for their intended parmour/victim while not blatantly violating the terms of the restraining order.

"I just found a 20 page sonnet and a stuffed animal on my front porch. "

"Isn't that the neigbor's creepy grandson hiding in the bushes across the street?

"Stalker's Christmas!"

by One Dark Hearted Fool February 21, 2010

stalkergitis

a unknown syndrome that occurs when a person who feels the need to stalk someone of interest all of a sudden especially when its out of their character.

My ex boyfriend Mike has come down with stalkergitis he follows everywhere.

by Guiseppe Danger! May 1, 2010

stalker-itude

To be obsessed with an object of envy beyond all bounds of comfort or narmalcy. Being a freak and/or a social reject.

jenny: I'm Justin Timberlake's biggest fan.
John: Well you definitely show stalker-itude....

by lexn December 8, 2010

Stalker Mcfinnigan

a person who is without a doubt awesome and is best friends with the faultwindenburger wiggins.

also can be known as a pornstar and has many enemys named keah!

Stalker Mcfinnigan: i love being a pornstar with as many enemys for which that i do!
FaultWindenBurger Wiggins: so your saying you would of never gone down any other road.
Stalker Mcfinnigan: nope!
FaultWindenBurger Wiggins: and their you have it

by Bitch Who Stole Your Hat June 16, 2011

Stalker booty call

This is when someone attempts to make a booty call, but overdoes it by calling too often on the same night.

That girl did a stalker booty call yesterday, she must have called me like 13 times.

by TheBelgian September 3, 2012

stalker sense

staw-ker sens verb: being able to feel the person you have an obsession over enter a room, building or area without confirmation from the other senses.

Robert knew Stacy was in the football stadium using his stalker sense, despite not previously knowing she was going to be there.

by Blknight920 May 13, 2014