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Stacee

A girl with a heart the size of a mountain, completely selfless and genuine. Someone who has many close friends and even more interests in life. A Gemini, full of spunk. Hilarious and sarcastic. The life of the party. Kinda klutsy sometimes. A truly and deeply passionate and beautiful woman inside and out. Biggest downfall is that she does not know how to say no. A brilliant soul.
Stacee is beautiful. Stacee is kind. Stacee is intelligent.
by Donkee Lady February 3, 2010
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statefarm

A nickname sometimes given to people named jake. This is because of the famous Jake from Statefarm adds.
Wazz up, Statefarm
by Thesalamanderpanda May 22, 2018
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State of Disunion

That special time of the year when IMPOTUS presents all of the administration's past lies--in the context of it's future misdeeds--to Congress and the American people.
ready to digest some massive, spun up bullshit?

it's time for the State of Disunion Address ...
by YAWA February 4, 2020
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United States of America

A place you're proud to call home. You will accept no other substitute for freedom, and you will not accept crappy definitions for the land of the free and the brave.

Most of all, GO AMERICA.
Because I live in the United States of America, I can choose what to do with my money! GO CAPITALISM!
by Loveable George W. Bush September 22, 2010
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state

Stupid Texan: Huh-huh! Ma' state's way better then yur's!(yuk) Don't mess with Texas! Huh-huh!

Arrogant Californian: No, actually my state is far superior to yours in that its educational system far surpasses...blah,blah,blah....

Insignificant Maine-Dweller: Um...go Maine?
by Nassy January 5, 2006
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United States

One nation under God, indivisible, with liberty and justice for all.
Proud to become a United States Citizen. , if you don't like it!? deal with it!
by sagcfl01 July 5, 2011
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United States

The country every asshole in the world, both inside and outside, like to bitch and moan about. Constantly mocked by these same assholes for its highly religious population comparable to the rest of the world, as well as its obligation to protect every individual's right to own a firearm. Other unfunny joke material include the United States' healthcare system, which unlike other countries doesn't make you fucking wait for eternity to visit the doctor, and our no bullshit attitude towards terrorist threats.

This is of course until shit hits the fan and they need tons of aid money or a stronger military force to bail them out, which usually ends up being the United States' job
An asshole, if the United States intervenes in a foreign conflict: "The United States shouldn't be policing the world!"

An asshole, if the United States doesn't intervene in a foreign conflict: "The United States is ignoring the plight of these less fortunate countries!"

An asshole, if the United States ends up saving their country AGAIN: ".......I'll pretend this never happened."
by Jman1991 December 25, 2010
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