shit stabber

a pork swordsman

A man whom likes to poke the thora hird

by the ass master June 23, 2003

slablet

(n.) - a slang word for a computer tablet such as the iPad or other branded tablet devices

"There are so many computer tablets to choose from these days, and more are on the way, I'm not sure which slablet to buy."

-- overheard at a watercooler in Redmond, Washington on April 7, 2010

by PRwiz101 April 8, 2010

Stink Stabber

The action of putting your Man Meat in someone's (anyone who will let you) anus, until you shoot Baby batter. When you pull out, your One eyed Monster will be VERY stinky.

"After growing tired of my wifes, best friends Beef Curtains, I decided to put my 'Stink Stabber' in her Brown Eye. I deposited my man juice, she tongued my Skin Mohawk then begged for an ATM."

by 04GTO February 12, 2009

Back Stabber

One who pretends that they want to be with you but are only using you to get away from a current relationship, and then will dump you as soon as they find another sucker to take them in.

Dude, don't let that back stabber Amanda anywhere near the internet. She'll only use it to find an excuse to ditch you.

by Kneon September 5, 2013

Kathy Stabler

Extremely annoying wife of Elliot Stabler from Law and Order: SVU. During season 7 and 8 the couple were going through a divorce which had every e/o shipper in the world holding their breath. But then after a one night stand with her ex-husband, Kathy ended up pregnant AGAIN and took Elliot back. She's obviously stupid and doesn't realise that her husband is clearly in love with his partner, Olivia Benson, who once saved Kathy's and her son's lives. It's about time Kathy takes a step back and let nature run e/o's course...

"I wanted to smash Kathy Stabler when Elliot turned down drinks with Liv because he had diaper duty at home."
"Me too. Kathy should do all the diaper changing and let her husband go get drunk and, if he's the luckiest guy ever, have sex with his much more attractive partner."

by FATCHINA October 17, 2008

butt stabber

A homosexual male. Someone who likes to "stab" another up the butt.

That guy is such a "butt stabber."

by DJDave February 9, 2007

stale fish

A stale fish is a trick on a snowboard where you get air off a jump and grab your board on your heel edge with your back hand, between your bindings.

Sick Stale Fish on that jump dude!

by SnowboardAddiction.com December 27, 2011