spring pusher

Someone who starts dressing for spring a little too early, ie. it's still cold out.

I can't believe he's wearing shorts and sandals when its this cold out. What a spring pusher!

by Caper in Toronto April 6, 2011

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Springboro High School

Overall, the worst social environment ever to exist. You will receive the college prep education you are seeking; however, unless you are a narcissistic sociopathic entitled jock who doesn't care about anything except football, hardcore drugs, cars, money, and dominating over everyone else, you will most likely end up hating your classmates and your overall experience. The high-class rich kids are most likely the teachers kids, which entails the rest of the teachers to pick them as a favorite. Furthermore, they are picked as the favorites regardless because they manipulate literally everyone, which only reinforces their egos. Also, the majority of the girls you will find are pregnant by their freshman year because they fucked the members of the football or JROTC drill team. Unless you are popular, nobody really cares about you. At school events like homecoming and prom, people fuck like they're at a rave and the principals watch. If you're a girl and you see a principal or staff member staring at you during lunch, he's probably staring at your ass. To reiterate, if you are someone who thinks you're everything but literally amounts to nothing, then springboro high school is the right school for you.

Guy 1: Dude, I just heard some chick is 15, pregnant, and doesn't know who the father is.
Guy 2: I bet she's from Springboro High School

Guy 1: Fuck, that was some awesome cocaine bro!
Guy 2: Thanks, man! The captain of the Springboro High School football team sold it to me.

by g0FuCkY0uRsElF March 17, 2018

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Spride

When you want to hide several things, so you spread them around a room or house.

I was trying to keep my parents from finding my pipe, bong and weed, so I decided to spride them around my room.

by Pklv93 September 20, 2010

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spring break

the time during the school year when a very close previous partner leaves you for someone else

Aaron R. to the core

by Famous March 23, 2005

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Spring Lake, Michigan

Spring Lake is...
1. In Spring Lake, Michigan.
2. Next to Lake Michigan.
3. Home of the Lakers.
4. Better than Fruitport.
5. The place that has great beaches.
6. The place that has great ski hills.
7. A place where flooding occurs.
8. A place that has beautiful seasons.
9. A place that has winters that last too long.

--Once a Laker, Always a Laker--

Boy 1- Spring Lake, Michigan has amazing people!
Boy 2- I know right?!

by Laker22 May 25, 2010

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