Springfield

The capital city of the great state of Illinois. It is one of the top five largest cities in Illinois, with a population of over 112,000. It is located in the west-central area of the state, which makes it more accessable to the rest of Illinois.
Springfield was the home of Abraham Lincoln, the president responsible for restoring the union and keeping the nation from being torn in two, and also freeing the black slaves in the South and parts of the Midwest, such as Kentucky and Missouri.
The city has a reasonably good skyline for it's size. The two largest and tallest buildings in Springfield are the Springfield Hilton Hotel, and the Illinois State Capital building.

Springfield, Illinois is the capital of Illinois.

by I'm Not a Lib March 16, 2005

spring break

interruption in college classes that allows college students (and skeezy old men/soldiers) to enter a weeklong frenzy of debauchery as an escape from the rigors of school and the cold of winter. often means less to west coasters, who actually experience "sunlight" during the winter.

I never realized just how awesome spring break was until I moved from Los Angeles to Philly. I just thought that chicks sunbathing in bikinis were the norm.

by UCLAcrewDude March 22, 2004

Spring City

AKA Spring Shitty, a small town in Pennsylvania that is looked down upon because of crack dealers on Main Street and Park Springs, the "black" neighborhood. There is a gang called the "Rofo Kids" and they all drop out of high school before the age of 16. They are considered Mids Kids.

Spring City is notorious for their strip club, Pump Town, that includes overweight and trashy strippers that enjoy to ride the party bus all over town.

by springshittyhater January 2, 2011

Springsteen

To place one's crotch in close proximity to another person's face. As Bruce Springsteen did to a cameraman and the world during the Super Bowl XLIII half-time show.

My boss just Springsteened me! He spent the entire meeting standing directly in front of me. For the entire meeting all I could see was his crotch!

by RJB1 February 2, 2009

chester springs

Commonly reffered to as area 19425, is as the philadelphia inquirer has stated, "The beverly hills of the delaware valley region." In recent years there has been an influx of Rich demanding upper class famailies only wanting the biggest and the best. Residents of Chester springs only compete in materialism. who has the best clothes, the best car, the most luxurisly furnished house. But the sad thing is that they all have these in common, their seven years olds are a walking abercrombie avertisement, the women are wearing that latest david yurman jewelry while carying the most recent louie vitton purses, and they all drive a mercedes or bmw, and their houses priced an extra 100 grand because of their location in 19425 are a radius of 20 feet apart all looking the same. Dont let this fool you, these people are really down to earth and humble. Lets take a look at a friday night with the public school kids. The kids get together at a friends house, the parents all think their children are sent directly from god and are all the virgin mary. Five seconds after their dropped off, shit1 cocaine is on the table and one by one they go in for a phiff. Oh so sad, the sweet innocent kids that come from those perfectly chrisitan fammilies are now snorting coke and now off to go get anal by some guy they just met in the guest room. Another past time in CHester springs? oh i thought it would be obvious? gossip, helllooo? Even the mothers liek to gossip about other kids since they think their children are amazingly gifted and so much better and talented then everyone elses. ex.-Oh my Annie, is just so pretyy, so atheltic, oh shes such an amazing person. Well guess what i bet you didnt know that annie just last night fucked David and CHris because she was too stoned to know that it was a dick she was on not the usual dildo she borrows from you because you and your husband hate eachother because you know that hes sleeping with the babysitter so you dont fuck him and rely on masturbation as the only pleasure youll get!. yes thats right. this is the real chester springs deal. I dont care what they say. 89% of the kids are stonned off their ass fucking eachother left and right. The parents have telephone poles inserted in thier rectum therefore they think its nesscary to talk abotu everyone elses bussines. Lovely chester springs is. The finest famailes, the best drugs, and the dirtiest sub 19 year olds in the world!

Joane: Shit are the waldons gettin divorced?
Lana- Oh yes, i heard they are, hurry up lets tell everyone and then go fuck because were such dikes:)

by hjdhfhwef May 9, 2005

Spring Grove

A small town in South East Minnesota largely known for its inbred population and Spring Grove Soda Pop.

A: "where are you from"
B: "Spring Grove."
A: "...is that the place where the soda is made??"

by elafacwen March 13, 2011

Spring Board

A man who is about to receive a blow job in a dark room, tucks his erect penis in his thighs. When the woman goes down to look for the penis, the man released his erect penis from his thighs and it springs up thumping her in the face.

The spring board is one of the most effective ways to leave a mushroom stamp on your girlfriend.

by Atom TwoThousand April 20, 2011