spit and bounce

verb-meaning -for a guy to get naked with some random girl on a random tuesday and after his orgazm he gets the fuq outa there.

"you mean on a random tuesday your going to come up in my bed and spit and bounce on my ass?"

"hey, we need to pull over in this field real quick cause i need to spit and bounce ,cause i need to get home."

by adaptativehuman August 25, 2009

shoit

ghetto term for shit; someone who thinks they have swag is considered to be this; when you think your better than everyone else; if youre white, you wouldnt know

Wow look at erin...she thinks shes the shoit.

by heyyerin June 9, 2011

Spit Shine

A Spit Shine is when you nut onto a girls forehead and you use the tip or head of your dick and wipe the nut all over her forehead until it is shiny.

"Last night was crazy man, I gave my girl a spit shine and boy was her forehead gleaming."

by Vanilla Water November 7, 2017

The Spite House

A nickname for the White House under the Obama administration in late 2013, when during the partial government shutdown, many questionable decisions were made about what to keep up open versus what to shut down or bar from the general public. The decisions appeared to be made to make the American people "feel the pain" of the shutdown who would have otherwise not noticed; therefore, said to be done by the Obama administration out of spite and in efforts to drum up anger. The Obama administration apparently decided to close national parks, barricade ("Barrycade") open-air memorials, put cones along roadways that are otherwise usually open, restrict fishermen from the waters, evict residents out of their privately-owned homes on federal land, shut down the Amber Alert website, etc. while keeping other non-essential programs and services open, such as the golf course where Obama and members of the administration play golf.

"Who wants to visit the WWII Memorial this weekend?"
"We can't, the Spite House has it blocked with a Barrycade."

by psara October 8, 2013

I'd spit in her cunt

I'd like to ejaculate in that ladies vagina

A hot girl walks past.... "Yeah i'd spit in her cunt!"

by Smithy2289 August 10, 2008

Spit Fist

Spit into my palm. Put my palm to my man.

I was spit fisting myself after that porno.

by CR46GZYPI December 13, 2008

spit shined

Shiney as new; or worked hard to clean something to make it appear as new

She has a spit shined lexus in her porch. Spit shined means .

To impress the interviewer I spit shined my outfit.

by sudeepjha1993 April 14, 2016