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Emperor(Splatoon)

A Character In the splatoon manga. Currently dating rose.

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You can compare someone to Emperor(Splatoon) if their ego is bigger than their actual IQ.
by mellowmelmel November 6, 2018
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Broke and Spattered

Literary slang for "came" (or "cummed")," or "had orgasm." The anti-hero in Anthony Burgess' dystopian novel, A CLOCKWORK ORANGE (played by Malcolm McDowell in the movie) 'broke and spattered' at the end of intercourse.
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"So I was doing my girlfriend, and I had been humping away for about half an hour -- "

"Dude, you have great discipline. I would have broke and spattered after five minutes!"

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by al-in-chgo March 12, 2010
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splatter

When something spreads out across whatever it lands on. Usually done by soft, mushy substances as opposed to solids.
by Shawn B. June 19, 2003
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Splatter Metal

Its for all of those who bow down to the one true gods, GWAR, those who do not listen to Splatter metal, are fuckin RE-RE's and will parish in the wake of RAGNAROK
Gwar is the greatest of all Splatter metal all the way.
by Oderus Urungus May 25, 2006
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splatters

A portmanteau of ass and platter, splatters are any pants or shorts worn lower than the waist that highlight the accessibility of the butt, presumably as an advertisement of one's eagerness for anal sex. Likely a carryover from the prison trend to announce homosexuality by wearing the pants low.
"Fool's wearin splatters and he ain't even gay!"

"What's with all these punks wearing splatters? You'd think it was Happy Hour at a gay bar."
by <MF> July 15, 2009
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shit splatters

Guy 1: Man i really wanted to smack your wife today - she was fricking pissing me off!

Guy 2: Why didn't you?

Guy 1: Shit splatters.
by Moriah5467 October 10, 2008
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shlatt

To read a text and then text back hours later.
Matt-So thats a me?
Shelby-Yeah, i saw you texted me, read it but texted you back like a jillion hours later.
Matt-Well since we're both doing it. We pulled a shlatt
by killindatshlatt August 19, 2008
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