ass hole who takes credit for an athletes dedication and commitment. commonly praises that soccer players attract many women. (and strangely talks about a soccer players strong thighs an awful lot....)
1.) Hey Jim pause the cowboys game, I'm going' to the bathroom to take a huge soccer fan.
2.) Hey, did you see those to soccer fans gargling each others balls last night?
3.) I wonder if that soccer fan knows theres a used condom hanging from his shorts....
2.) Hey, did you see those to soccer fans gargling each others balls last night?
3.) I wonder if that soccer fan knows theres a used condom hanging from his shorts....
by sid07gino08 May 14, 2008
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by Origin April 11, 2006
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The softest sport on earth. Only played by kids who can't take a hit or do anything other than kick a ball. People who play soccer are not respected and should switch to another tougher sport such as hockey.
by User237158 June 22, 2014
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Soccer requires moderate stamina but very little skill or strategy, which is why it is such a popular sport in Bolivia and the UK as well as with special education students in the U.S.
Studies have shown a direct link between fondness for soccer and frequent masturbation, which is why Britain excels at wanking.
Soccer fans have inferiority complexes which explains why they have to grossly exaggerate the "skills" required to play soccer (i.e. kicking a ball around and remembering which goal is yours).
Last year, the American WOMEN'S team defeated several European men's teams, which surprised many observers.
Soccer requires moderate stamina but very little skill or strategy, which is why it is such a popular sport in Bolivia and the UK as well as with special education students in the U.S.
Studies have shown a direct link between fondness for soccer and frequent masturbation, which is why Britain excels at wanking.
Soccer fans have inferiority complexes which explains why they have to grossly exaggerate the "skills" required to play soccer (i.e. kicking a ball around and remembering which goal is yours).
Last year, the American WOMEN'S team defeated several European men's teams, which surprised many observers.
Soccer is popular in countries with low per capita GDP and high rates of illiteracy. Soccer is not very popular in Canada and the U.S.
by Jose Pendejo June 23, 2004
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1: Wow! Soccer!
2: You gay!
1: What, just cuz i like to watch sweaty men kicking a ball around for 5 hours straight?!
2:dont pitch a tent when you talk to me boyo!
2: You gay!
1: What, just cuz i like to watch sweaty men kicking a ball around for 5 hours straight?!
2:dont pitch a tent when you talk to me boyo!
by Choo-Choo McGrew July 20, 2006
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*watching soccer on tv*
guy 1: this is gay
guy 2: yeah check out if there's hockey on. i cant watch this shit any longer
guy 1: this is gay
guy 2: yeah check out if there's hockey on. i cant watch this shit any longer
by hockey126 February 16, 2009
Get the Soccer mug.A term usualy meaning a mother who drives a minivan, and or volvo or similar vehicle and does activitys like scrapbooking, church etc but after a hooker sting in charleston south carolina it means a prostitute that advertises on craigslist, the term is always taken as offensive by ignorant people like baptists and other christian groups and used to ostricsisde people that really dont want to associate with ignorant people like "baptists" or christans in gerneral, closest thing chistians or other modern busybodys can get away with legally since they outlawed witchunts and lynching.
Oh MY GOD, He called u a soccermom, I hear he sold something on craigslist, I bet he worships stan and sacrifices babys, lets go on a crusade call out the homowners association.
by charlestonscisfullofbigots February 20, 2009
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