Sober as a judge

When you’re doing drugs or drinking but have to act sober.

I was on a date yesterday sober as a judge.

by Jakeyyy666 September 8, 2020

sobella

back stabbing bitch

she’s such a sobella

by hoeyhoe September 9, 2020

Sbeev

A scenario that is negatively impacted and an oof but is also funny

"I got killed by a pig in Minecraft." "Hah. Sbeev."

"My mum found my buttplug collection" "That's a big Sbeev, dude."

by Tooth Juice October 13, 2020

Sobeib

A term widely used to represent people who are GORGEOUS in a cute, old person way.

Oh my god...she's so sobeib.

by Belle2864 November 11, 2020

Sober as a moose

Like completely sober. No substances in the body

“Yo bro are you drunk or something?”
“nah bro I’m sober as a moose”

by Eckerdislit53 November 21, 2020

Shobee

A person who wears shoes to the beach and is scared of the water they are the type of people to wear googles in the ocean.

Man that person is such a shobee they wear shoes down to the beach.

by One of the malcarneys November 24, 2020

Sober Sound Check

When the party needs to being a little to loud.

"Hey guys we need to turn it down for a sec, Sober Sound Check please."

by anonymous December 20, 2020