skunk funk

The lavish aroma of smegma (a cheesy substance beneath the foreskin of an uncircumcised penis).

In exaggerated cases, the odor of the "skunk funk" can be life threatening due to bacteria from a yeast infection(which has symptoms that include redness, swelling, and a pasty discharge).

1.
Girl(1):so how was it last night with Ryan?
Girl(2): eh, I'd rather not talk about it...
Girl(1): why, whats wrong?
Girl(2): after going down on Ryan i...
Girl(1):you what?
Girl(2): I ended up with the worst case of skunk funk breath!
Girl(1): Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!

2. "doctor i think i might need some antibiotical cream for my skunk funk..its really putting a damper on my sex life"

by roo bear! June 19, 2006

snunkey

snake-monkey,i.e Ashley. skinny like a snake, climbs like a monkey. also used to label others of this description.

man, look at snunkey-boy scale that cliff!

by Granny W August 26, 2007

skunk faced

when your face looks particularly bad and it looks so nasty and stank looking.

Yo ass look so skunk faced right now, I dont even think rashon will mess with yo ass anymo

by Tashawn Webber October 14, 2009

skunk cat

A person who farts all over the place and then "claws" you with their talon toenails.

OMG! I just got attacked by a skunk cat!

by lovelikeamanda December 11, 2011

Slunking

a. To Slunk. Original incarnation of punk dancing incited in the early 70's through Garage Rock veterans the Pussy Throat Ghosts, the Garage Rock genre later became what is now known as Punk in the mid 70's. The dance style mainly featured shoulder barging and later metamorphosed into what is now known as Moshing

When the Stooges asked the crowd to slunk all hell broke loose when the slunking got out of hand

by wilbur smith February 19, 2013

Slunkie

Slinky + Junkie = Slunkie. A person with a debilitating compulsion to collect and hoard Slinkies as though their physical and emotional well-being depended on it.

"Oh man, Greg is a total slunkie. I heard one time he sucked some dude's dick in the Toys R Us parking lot just to get his slink on."

by aover September 21, 2014

skunk beer

A piss poor quality beer that tastes like shit

John reached for the Pabst Blue ribbon not realizing it was skunk beer

by Redrockmen September 15, 2016