Airpod shotty

imma catch a body
lookin really sussy

just murdered a family of 4 with an Airpod shotty

you kidding? not even an airpod shotty pro? poor loser
*points and laughs and airpod shottiliter*

by SargeantMegaChad September 25, 2022

Sluicebox Shorty

When you find a woman who's pussy is worth its weight in gold.

I slid inside Crissy’s tight wet sluicebox. That’s my Sluicebox shorty, and immediately I knew I was in a gold mine. That pussy was way past fire that shit was refined.

by Nicholas Uriah Gordon August 19, 2023

Twatty Shotty

When a woman douches with alcohol then queefs the liquid into their partners mouth.

Last night my boyfriend asked me, "you want to do a twatty shotty, shawty?"

by TwattyShawty October 13, 2023

lot shotty

Short for “parking lot shorty”

A female companion who has been left in the passenger seat of her man’s car while he shops. Common sight at Walmart, liquor stores and other low class retailers

Common lot shotty activities include playing candy crush, adjusting their makeup and yelling “I have a boyfriend” and passing men

Went to Walmart today and the parking lot was full of obese lot shotty’s

Some lot shotty yelled at my for checking her out

by Handy Dan May 5, 2024

Damn Shorty

When a girly named Lindsey post herself to get attention from her girl friend

Lindsey: I posted Damn Shorty to get her attention

by BigStepperBaby February 21, 2025

Elise M(shorty)

Someone who is weird and funny, loves dogs. She doesn’t care who her friends are just as long as they make her happy and she makes them happy ( people are always happy around her ). For some weird reason she always thinks there is something wrong with her like her forehead or she thinks that she is “fat” but really isn’t. She’s always outside walking her dogs in the snow or any other activity involved with outside. Also the best person to make you smile on a rainy day.

The definition of Elise M(shorty) basically to sum is a person who owes dogs and will make you smile.

by BEARCAKES November 13, 2018

freaky-loyal-shorty

Sometimes known as an fls, a freaky loyal shorty is a women that embodies all the desirable qualities by being the three terms in the phrase. This is the often used by closeted gay men.

example “Julia Porter, will you be my fls?”

“Julia Porter, will you be my freaky-loyal-shorty?”

by Austin Michael December 18, 2023