by Daweson May 6, 2018

President Trump jacked off before he gave the State of the Union Address. During his speech Trump was making a lot of hand gestures. Semen was flying all over 'cause Trump did not wash up after spanking the monkey. The Pres had a clear case of semen hand.
by Donald Cowboy Cerrone February 2, 2018

Austin Texas - blue eyed blonde guy. Rather short and spends his time playing golf and soccer. Typically this person thinks they’re really good at flying airplanes. And is also in denial about being gay. Loves hot tubs.
by binfirebaddies June 3, 2025

Every sunday in july is a semen sunday.
Yo bro, what are you doing on sunday ?
Bro it's july.
Oh yeah i forgot sorry.
Yo bro, what are you doing on sunday ?
Bro it's july.
Oh yeah i forgot sorry.
by cockhaver July 6, 2022

by shubotheguy November 13, 2023

by hot man with hotter semen March 31, 2022

Me.
Guy 1:YO DO YOU LISTEN TO KYUBI
Guy 2: You mean the semen demon?
Guy 1: I have committed multiple war crimes in Ghana .
Guy 2: You mean the semen demon?
Guy 1: I have committed multiple war crimes in Ghana .
by K.Y.U.B CUMMED IN YO BITCHES i September 3, 2020
