Semenical

An adjective that can be used when relating to something that makes you "squirt"

Can be used in many ways.

"That joke was burstingly semenical that I squirted!"

"Presto's lack of ability to spell filled me with such semenical laughter that I just about exploded in my pants"

"The size of Mitchel's dick is semenically hilarious"

by Hurtin' 4 a squirtin' June 15, 2011

Everlasting semen stopper

Do a blew chew and coke, while getting a blowjob with a gobbstopper in her mouth.

I got wired at the party , and she gave an everlasting semen stopper. I never busted.

by Snowynostril October 26, 2025

semen

yo why u looking this up your pervert-ass bitch

get off the urbdic if youre looking up semen

by fc2078 January 18, 2021

semen enemy

Another name for a cock block.

I really want to get with Stacy, but her roomate Susan is such a semen enemy!

by DenkenPuto October 17, 2010

buffalo semen

Ed dye is a buffalo semen

'Oi, go back to yer mums puss'
'Na fam you buffalo semen egg'
'Cunty boi!'

by Jesusballs May 27, 2014

Demon semen

People who are born on October 31

Including me... Yay...

They love blood and gore... Or they might hate it. Idk what you like. Oh yeah, they certainly have some sort of love for some sort of spooky creature (in my case, it's cryptids... And dragons... And a bunch of other stuff). And if you're a memer... You've probably worn (or want to wear) an inflatable dinosaur costume.

Person One: Hey I was born on Halloween !

Person Two: BACK OFF DEMON SEMEN!

Person One: Wh-what-

Person Two: *Proceeds to start screaming like a mad man*

Person One: *Also proceeds to start screaming like a terrified cat*

by Typical_Ukraine April 11, 2020

banana semen

Point of reference. Filler word at the ending of every sentence.

similar to the term “type shit”, “you know”, “word”, “respect”, “ya feel me”, “ya know what I’m sayin”, “nigga”, etc.

I be feeling like drake in the rap game, banana semen.

Banana SEmen.

Type semen banana.

Banana type semen.

Found out my boy wasn’t down syndrome banana semen

by Nand7am April 21, 2024