Semen Bagel

Probably self-explanatory but it could be like those shit-gay pissass fricking crappy words that something completely different than what they look like...

What the fuck is a Semen Bagel?

by Tsudo-Nymphomaniac November 5, 2020

semen enemy

Another name for a cock block.

I really want to get with Stacy, but her roomate Susan is such a semen enemy!

by DenkenPuto October 17, 2010

The Semenator

Kneire is The Semenator

I AM THE SEMENATOR!!! - kneire

by love3den January 28, 2022

Demon semen

People who are born on October 31

Including me... Yay...

They love blood and gore... Or they might hate it. Idk what you like. Oh yeah, they certainly have some sort of love for some sort of spooky creature (in my case, it's cryptids... And dragons... And a bunch of other stuff). And if you're a memer... You've probably worn (or want to wear) an inflatable dinosaur costume.

Person One: Hey I was born on Halloween !

Person Two: BACK OFF DEMON SEMEN!

Person One: Wh-what-

Person Two: *Proceeds to start screaming like a mad man*

Person One: *Also proceeds to start screaming like a terrified cat*

by Typical_Ukraine April 11, 2020

buffalo semen

Ed dye is a buffalo semen

'Oi, go back to yer mums puss'
'Na fam you buffalo semen egg'
'Cunty boi!'

by Jesusballs May 27, 2014

Semenical

An adjective that can be used when relating to something that makes you "squirt"

Can be used in many ways.

"That joke was burstingly semenical that I squirted!"

"Presto's lack of ability to spell filled me with such semenical laughter that I just about exploded in my pants"

"The size of Mitchel's dick is semenically hilarious"

by Hurtin' 4 a squirtin' June 15, 2011

semen

yo why u looking this up your pervert-ass bitch

get off the urbdic if youre looking up semen

by fc2078 January 18, 2021