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School Lunch

Somthing kids on a closed campus school are forced to eat. Usually of sub-par quality and overpriced. If one finds the main options too repulsive, they can go for the bank breaking a la carte option. which consists of bagels, juices, chips etc. Main courses consist of, but are not limited to, the following items

-Burnt, overcooked tater tots
-Dry, gag-inducing hamburgers or chicken sandwiches
-Ceasar Salad drenched in sauce
-Milk thats frozen in the carton
-Spaghetti,tacos, and nachos all using the same disgusing sauce
- Calzones that are dry, taste like cardboard and are with unknown substances
Joey almost vomited from the quality of his disgusting school lunch
by Joshie G. April 23, 2010
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School Days

A visual novel turned manga/anime. The actual gameplay is the typical dating game. You play as Makoto Ito as you date and eventually develop a loving relationship between either Kotonoha Katsura, Sekai Saionji, or six other beautiful young women.

But it is at the endings when this game rears its ugly head. It is infamous for its three notoriously gruesome "Bad" endings, which either involve Makoto being stabbed by Sekai, Kotonoha committing suicide in front of Sekai and Makoto, scarring them for life, or Kotonoha outright killing Sekai while on a date with Makoto.

But when it came time to create an anime, Studio TNK decided that it wasn't horrifying enough. And thus, there was only one ending...the yandere ending, where Makoto is stabbed by Sekai, Kotonoha severs the head from the body, Sekai's neck is slit by Kotonoha, and Kotonoha lives Happily Ever After with what's left of her boyfriend/corpse.

So Yeah

It is worth knowing that there are actually 21 possible endings, including the downer endings.

If you watch the show, beware of the idiot plot and the yandere psychopaths
A friend of mine decided to watch School Days, thinking it was a standard harem. She was scarred for life.
by A Terrible Driver August 6, 2009
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Middle school

Is a horrible place where you won't learn anything useful in life, nothing like leaning how to balance finance or disinfect injury. No you learn how mongoose reproduce.

There are also several groups of people.

Preps: total posers and usually rich sluts who whine about not having the latest cell phone

Jocks: immature assholes who liek to stair at girls boobs and slap each other on the ass

Emos/goths: usually posers as well who only act like they're in emotional pain for attention even through they have food, a roof over their head and a loving family.

Real emos: do them a favor and be their friend. They're really in pain...
The toon platoon:. We're all normal and vary in personality, yet we have points of common ground, we accept lots of people in our groups and will have no problem helping you fix your whiny first world problems, because we're going to have to solve them anyway later when we're running the world and everyone else is a homeless drug using prostitute. we don't go shoving our egos down people's throats and often we are the only ones who do good in class, though we find everything useless. We generally consist of retro gamers, doctor who fans, martial artists, real nerds, true Internet users not facebook whores. Calm and polite. ECT.

Nerds: not the video game kind, the math geeks. They aren't even really smart any more. They just act like it.

They say you have more freedom in middle school. Honestly that's some bullshit. If being able to walk the halls without a teacher breathing down your neck is freedom, then we seriously need to rethink the definition of that word.
Lunch food also sucks thanks to government requirements that are supposed to cut down childhood obesity but really only make us eat more when we get home.

The principles are also weird and don't do shit for us. You can walk in the halls bleeding to death and they'll ask you how your day is going, when you request an ambulance they will tell you to have a nice day. Don't get me started on vice-principles.

Also everyone is going through puberty.

In other words. Good fucking luck you brave bastards.
Middle school.
by A. person May 11, 2013
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I hate school

The thing that literally every kid in the world thinks in their heads.
Man I hate school. Fuck everybody there. Especially the teachers.
by nabrU yranoitciD January 13, 2020
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school threat

a Eugene who gets bullied and teased at school so they desperately craves attention they also get abused at home and they let out all their anger at school. so then they go to school and reach into their bags and start shooting. they are usually caught once their so called "friend" snitches on them because the school threat texted them saying "you seem nice, don't come to school tomorrow".
Friend: hey i got a text from Eugene saying to not come to school tomorrow.
Friend's Pal: woah man maybe you should talk to a teacher about that. He might be a school threat bc he is edgy and has dyed hair in dark clothes.
by school threat May 11, 2020
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hoover middle school

a school full of hoes who think they are better than everyone there. Also potheads who are too high to function at school
by hoover middle school December 1, 2016
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regent secondary school

Regent secondary school, the school of bamboo and feng shui.
The principle is a balding man, that thinks bamboo is holy and frequently shows "inspirational qoutes" of fuckin bamboo.
The school is so low budget, they ask students to raise funds bro. The school is full of kids who vape, but thank god, at least the toilet smells nice for once. The girls toilet is fucking cursed. There is a stall with 666 written on it, and another toilet with blood there.

The school thinks that jackets are a distraction, and wont allow freezing, mentally ill, and uncomfy students to be comfortable. The school is very biased againts the express and Na students. All student leaders are fucking express students.
An NA student had the most votes, to be the head of ccas. But the teachers chose an express student for no fucking reason. The teachers will often belittle the NA students, making them sound like dumbasses. Furthermore, the school cant give two FUCKS about their students well-being.
If you're late for school? Suspension, cwo, detention. You touchy touchy? Nahhh that's cool bro. You bully someone? That's cool. Your skirt too short? OFF WITH YOUR HEAD.
The school is so small and ugly like bro, my dick is bigger.
Instead of spending money on meaningful things, they like to spend it on BAMBOO AND PLANTS.
Basically, this school sucks, and the principle is the problem. They dont take advice, or feedback, and just say, "lmao what can we do".
A:"Ey bro, what school you go to?"
B: bamboo central.
A: oh, regent secondary school
by Ppbigsmolpp August 21, 2021
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