P-Plater

idiot who doesn't know how to drive his dad's car without eliminating the whole freeway

"Watch that dumbass p-plater!"

by caveman266 April 1, 2024

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Crocodile Prayer

A particularly intentional effort by someone religious to express very publicly and loudly their intention to "pray" for their opposition/target of their aggression in a disingenuous attempt to appear righteous

"I will pray for you so that the lord may save you from yourself" = a crocodile prayer

-insert any aggressive or faked expression of religious faith driven wording to use their religion against others-

by HiddenVisage June 8, 2024

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Spartans Prayer

What I call homo-sapiens who takes naps as prayers.

Person 1: Do you take naps as prayers?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Good...you are Spartans Prayer.

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 14, 2025

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Spartan Prayer Is: "I Will Strike You And Tell Myself It Is Not Normal Until I Go To Sleep

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Spartan Prayer Is: "I Will Strike You And Tell Myself It Is Not Normal Until I Go To Sleep

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 16, 2025

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La Parter Clara La

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 31, 2025

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Aggressive Prayer

When you slap both palms on either side of a penis whilst performing fellatio in order to show your enthusiasm to the recipient and to our lord and saviour.

I made him see god so I quickly performed the Aggressive Prayer

by Mr.Bagshot69 May 14, 2025

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