Donkey's Potato

1. When something is really awesome, used instead of saying that's "the shit".
2. Used when something is shitty.

1. Yo that pbj cap'n hot-dog is the Donkey's Potato!!!
2. Dude your car is the donkey's potato, there are no effing cup holders.

Donkey's Potato by cfoam August 13, 2008

whatever bakes your potato 

whatever makes you happy/feel better/or something of the like; usually said in an, "alrighty then, whatever you say..." tone
also a synonym for whatever floats your boat
originally coined by Gibby on iCarly

My unrealistic and innocent friend: OMG, me and Kevin got back to gether again!
Me: (me thinking: oh ya, cheater-Kevin, ugh) Whatever bakes your potato...
My still unrealistic and innocent friend: Teeheeheehee!!

whatever bakes your potato by The Panda Princess December 18, 2012

potato sack

Potato sacking is much like tea bagging except that it involves a much larger set of testicles.

Chuck Norris doesn't tea bag ladies, he potato sacks them!!

potato sack by BAD COBRA April 26, 2006

potaganda 

Any advertisements used to sway public opinion against marijuana, a non-lethal, non-addictive, soft drug. Usually seen in the same commercial breaks as ads for beverages containing alcohol, a hard drug which often leads to addiction, broken families, fatalities, liver disease and fetal alcohol syndrome.

(TV ad #1)
If you smoke pot, even once, you will:
* die
* lose friends
* become addicted
* suffer from poor grades
* shoot your friend

(TV ad #2)
If you drink our beer, even once, you will:
* get laid
* look cool
* have a fantastic time
* be the life of the party
* make friends

Annoyed stoner: Hey! That's potaganda!

potaganda by Jack324 December 7, 2007

Shitting potatoes

Extremely heavy rain.

"Man, it's shitting potatoes outside!"

Shitting potatoes by Mashuren May 21, 2005

POTATO FLAKES 

The dried up Man Residue on a chick's stomach when she wakes up after a drunken orgy.

When her drunk ass finally woke up, she could peel the potato flakes off like snake skin

POTATO FLAKES by Semen Demon September 30, 2003

Potaturd 

A jacket potato-sized turd possibly due to eating too many jacket potatoes.

Gee, that was painful, I just did a potaturd

Potaturd by danmolby March 30, 2009