windows greedia player

Rhyming Slang for Windows Media Player, which also highlights the fact that it is very greedy with all the memory it uses.

'Fucking Windows Greedia Player has crashed my computer, again!'

by Feelgoodbynumbers January 29, 2005

PS4 Player

They are all trash at fortnite.
Pc players can beat their ass.

Look at that default bot over there.
Ohh you mean that PS4 Player?

by Nintendo Player January 25, 2019

Second tier player

Term used to describe any sportstar who is not in form or of top standard. These players have a weak following of numptys who no nothing of the certain sport and everything about erectile disfunctions. For example the man who says "No! Keiran Richardson is not a second tier player" is a) a knob jockey and b) has erectile disfunction.

Here is a list of second tier players; Jermaine Jenas (football/soccer), Stuart Abbott (Rugby Union), Darren Clarke (golf), Pedro de la Rosa (F1) and many more

Dwayne: "You know Dave, that charlton F.C. squad is just a load of Second tier players!"
Dave: "Yea, rarely have i seen a more Second tier team! It now only needs an average second tier player; Phil Neville"

by Jeffrey Douglas September 4, 2006

Player

Male form of "complete slut"

He slept with her and he doesn't even like her? What a player

by 'buki April 5, 2004

player

one who is at a high risk for any of the following:
A. getting his/her ride busted (see also: dusted)

B. contracting HIV

C. catching the crabs...and not the good kind either. Real players don't have time to fish.

"ou ain't no playyyy-yuh."
-John Witherspoon, Friday

by lhillookalike March 10, 2005

Pity Player

A man who is relatively unattractive but not to the point where no woman will sleep with them. Ironically, this unattractiveness becomes the Pity Player's greatest asset, as hordes of women are attracted to him out of sheer pity, hence the title Pity Player.

Schwimmer, David; Schneider, ROB; GREEN, Tom

The beautiful young woman was so wasted she lost all control and fell victim to the whims of a classic Pity Player.

by Lauren & Brian September 25, 2008

Osu! player

Osu! players are the peak of human evolution. Osu! players are basically the pinnacle of our race, the Homo Sapiens. Let's take mr ''Chrisse'' on Osu! as an example. He is so antisocial, akward and cringe that whenever he sees another person's aura in the surrounding 100km radius he has 4 seizures all at once. Virgnity has reached a new high since the rythm game Osu! originally came out. Instead of farming for some bitches all their care about is farming for pp, you heard me right, pp. If that's not gay, then I'm not sure I know what is. And let's not forget the fact that if you do approcah the sometimes lurking 600kg beast of nature we call an Osu! nerd, they will likely hiss at you and roll away. Descretion is advised.

You: Hey John, have you seen that Osu! player over there?

John: Osu! player? I thought that was a diabetic, retarted, autistic, retarted, autistic, retarted, autistic elephant with meatballs for legs.

by Chrizzi_fortnit on Osu! June 10, 2022