Water my plants

A phrase used to imply a form or self pleasure; masturbation

The lofi music made me want to get up and water my plants.

by Chumbucket October 15, 2022

face plant

Basically the same as “painting his/her face” just has more of a dramatic effect

He gave me the fattest face plant

by 25pilots December 30, 2021

Amish power plant

See the definition for "Dutch Rudder" and add one or more people to the equation. It's still totally not gay!

I went to this after party last night and met a few of really great guys who were talking about this thing called an "Amish Power Plant" and asked if I wanted to give it a go. I told them I wasn't into men and they told me, it's totally not gay! So I agreed and made some life long friends.

by Jackie M. Paper January 5, 2022

plant forward

A pretentious snob that does not want to be associated with vegans but is in fact a vegan.

“Sorry can you remove the meat on that”
“Are you vegan?”
“Am I what, no no sorry I prefer plant forward”

by Judgeyjudy May 20, 2022

pencil plants

it is plants that are made by pencils

i have seen three pencil plants

by anonymous May 30, 2022

plant

Y'know, a plant? like trees, bushes, grass, cacti. do you go outside at all? ohhhh right, you're a league of legends, you don't go out at all. well please go outside

person 1: I like planting plants
person 2: ok

by CabooseIsTaken June 2, 2022

Plant Killer

Someone who repeatedly kills plants through negligence and incompetence.

Anyone - Nabs fam, can you watch my plants for me when I'm away?
Nabs - Yeah course fam, anytime.
Anyone - *Returns* Fam why all my plants dead?
Nabs - Ahh I couldn't reach them
Anyone - That's cold, your sick, fucking plant killer

by Olli88 January 29, 2022