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Pinch Off 

When you are taking a shit and the shit is dangling of your asshole and you squeeze your ass muscles to get the shit outta your asshole
Man i really had to Pinch Off that shit
Pinch Off by M2Jizzle January 4, 2009

pinwheel 

To mentally freeze in the middle of telling a protracted story, likely as a result of drug use or sleep depravation. The conversational equivalent of the spinning pinwheel icon that appears when an apple computer locks up.
So I was talking to this girl and then, all of a sudden,

pause

thousand yard stare

five minutes later

Where am I? Sorry, just pinwheeled.
pinwheel by djpoolboy January 2, 2009

Pinch the loaf 

One who is in a hurry to take shit, so they are forced to pinch it off, before they are finished. It usually leads to an uncomfortable feeling in someone's ass.
Man, my ass is killing me because I had to pinch the loaf while at that party.
Pinch the loaf by Ultimate Brad November 17, 2009

peach pinch 

Using your thumb and forefinger to squish a girls vagina preferably by tugging the clitoral hood over the labia. Best performed when unexpected.
Vaginafer is in for a nasty peach pinch.
peach pinch by John Smith January 22, 2005
A small tobacco/marijuana pipe. Usually looks like a short cylinder and is said to hold a "pinch" of whatever smokeable is aptly enjoyed, but shit cuz, it'll get u higher than a...ummm......braw!
"Dude, pack dat pinchy boi! We need to blaze before the midnight cattle drive playyyya!"
pinchy by JO-E-ZizzA! October 31, 2003
1. A bastardous friend.

2. One who is foolish.
Hey, fuck you pincho, get back to your computer.

He's such a pincho, he forgets to pick me up every week.
pincho by Hyrum April 10, 2004