Pull a Wild Tiger

(verb): To invite a girl you like to your home. Then, when she goes to the bathroom or into another room, to remove all of your clothes and sit on the couch with an erection so that, when she returns, the woman is faced with a choice: run away screaming or go straight to having sex.

This technique, despite its obvious risk, has the advantage of letting you quickly determine whether a girl is down for whatever and freeing up your night if she isn't up for fun. Plus, the universe rewards bravery.
Vince: So what happened with Lisa last night?
Mo: It was going slow, so I pull a wild tiger and then we boned like mad.

Neighbor: Why was there a woman running down the hall screaming? Did you go wild tiger again?
by djpoolboy February 01, 2011
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pinwheel

To mentally freeze in the middle of telling a protracted story, likely as a result of drug use or sleep depravation. The conversational equivalent of the spinning pinwheel icon that appears when an apple computer locks up.
So I was talking to this girl and then, all of a sudden,

pause

thousand yard stare

five minutes later

Where am I? Sorry, just pinwheeled.
by djpoolboy September 07, 2007
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