When you stick any kind of pencil up your asshole, jiggle it around, then flip off your bitch ass gf/bf
by ICreateWordsLol December 17, 2019
Get the Pencil Tipmug. That one girl at the school
by Hdjdisjdisosksosjeje July 1, 2025
Get the Pencil sharpenermug. by TC1991 November 7, 2012
Get the Builders pencilmug. Being "pencil shanked" is when a sharpened pencil is in your front pocket, point up, and you bend over. The sharp pencil stabs you in the stomach and leaves a small grey mark where the graphite entered the skin.
You can be "pencil shanked" by someone as well. They just stab you with a sharpened pencil. That is all.
"Pencil shanking" is a common problem in schools. Others affected include writers, artists, the intelligent, geeks, nerds, teachers, businessmen and women, parents, and prisoners, although anyone with pockets or enemies can be "pencil shanked."
You can be "pencil shanked" by someone as well. They just stab you with a sharpened pencil. That is all.
"Pencil shanking" is a common problem in schools. Others affected include writers, artists, the intelligent, geeks, nerds, teachers, businessmen and women, parents, and prisoners, although anyone with pockets or enemies can be "pencil shanked."
Steve: "F*CK!"
Bob: "I just saw you bend over, what happened?!"
Steve: "My writing implement was in my pocket when I leaned over! I just pencil shanked myself!"
Bob: "I just saw you bend over, what happened?!"
Steve: "My writing implement was in my pocket when I leaned over! I just pencil shanked myself!"
by thefuglyfuckling April 19, 2014
Get the Pencil Shankedmug. A slang comment relating to cowardly people, those with no backbone, lacking courage or character. It also means the inability to gain an erection during sex.
'Ironically the French terrorists who attacked Charlie Hebdo had no lead in their pencils. Also, it is rumoured that they had no lead in their pencils'
by ZJ3EF January 8, 2015
Get the no lead in their pencilmug. an obnoxiously under proportioned penis belonging to a boy who is blissfully unaware of the lack of his own girth
by ex-hole July 4, 2009
Get the pencil wenismug. by DudeISpeakIbionics March 5, 2021
Get the slim pencilingmug.