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Pencil Tip

When you stick any kind of pencil up your asshole, jiggle it around, then flip off your bitch ass gf/bf
Marco did the pencil tip cause his girlfriend is a bitch, bitch
by ICreateWordsLol December 17, 2019
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Pencil sharpener

Jimmy needed to use the pencil sharpener he slipped Sophia $20
by Hdjdisjdisosksosjeje July 1, 2025
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Builders pencil

Violating the space between someone's ear and the side of their head with your phallus.
Sorry bro, I snuck into your room last night and gave it to you in the builders pencil.
by TC1991 November 7, 2012
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Pencil Shanked

Being "pencil shanked" is when a sharpened pencil is in your front pocket, point up, and you bend over. The sharp pencil stabs you in the stomach and leaves a small grey mark where the graphite entered the skin.

You can be "pencil shanked" by someone as well. They just stab you with a sharpened pencil. That is all.

"Pencil shanking" is a common problem in schools. Others affected include writers, artists, the intelligent, geeks, nerds, teachers, businessmen and women, parents, and prisoners, although anyone with pockets or enemies can be "pencil shanked."
Steve: "F*CK!"

Bob: "I just saw you bend over, what happened?!"

Steve: "My writing implement was in my pocket when I leaned over! I just pencil shanked myself!"
by thefuglyfuckling April 19, 2014
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no lead in their pencil

A slang comment relating to cowardly people, those with no backbone, lacking courage or character. It also means the inability to gain an erection during sex.
'Ironically the French terrorists who attacked Charlie Hebdo had no lead in their pencils. Also, it is rumoured that they had no lead in their pencils'
by ZJ3EF January 8, 2015
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pencil wenis

an obnoxiously under proportioned penis belonging to a boy who is blissfully unaware of the lack of his own girth
OMG his pencil wenis barely registered!!!
by ex-hole July 4, 2009
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slim penciling

its when you are rubbing your flaccid dick on people
by DudeISpeakIbionics March 5, 2021
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