by ManiK October 22, 2006
(verb) when you give a fat girl two black eyes then proceed to ejaculate on her facial features, giving her the appearance of a panda bear.
Sam: Hey Garrett, what did you do this weekend?
Garrett: Nothing much, just gave that fat girl a panda bear.
Sam: NICE!!
Garrett: Nothing much, just gave that fat girl a panda bear.
Sam: NICE!!
by hose monster December 04, 2011
by Mitch Stenford September 13, 2008
by Joy March 29, 2005
Bottled piss with about 2 gallons of paint added to every 25mls of "drink", plus about a vat full of sugar and several additives to make something like alternative liquid hash for kids.
See shit, piss.
See shit, piss.
by Drakavie February 28, 2005
1. Manda Panda (noun) is a term of endearment for a girl by the name of Amanda. Manda Pandas tend to enjoy watching korean horror films on youtube, as well as full autopsies and videos of pus popping out of infections. Manda Pandas like to wear magenta bras, panties, and knee-high socks in hot weather. Manda Pandas are exceptionally good fag hags, and although they claim to want to pursue careers in pharmacy, they're really biologically designed to be madames or anti-Christs. Manda Pandas are communists.
by charlesalicious August 08, 2009
Sex involving defecation multiple times during the act. Pandas can poop as much as 40 times a day, so there's bound to be some during the down and dirty times.
by pandastyler April 07, 2009