oral argument

A squabble whereby you require your opponent to give you a blowjob at da same time as he/she is presenting his side of da dispute.

One of da main advantages of an oral argument is dat you don't even hafta listen to your opponent's whiny monologue because he/she unavoidably has his/her mouth --- shall we say --- "otherwise occupied" at da time. What you can then do is to eventually suggest dat said grumbler engage in "regular" sex wif you in order to both satisfy your "pleasure me while telling me your side of da disagreement" stipulation and free up his/her mouth to do da yacking. Naturally he/she may not wish to do so, and thus he/she may just allow you to win said dispute without further debate, since said concession may seem less offensive/upsetting/humiliating than submitting his/her pelvis to you.

by QuacksO July 2, 2021

oral suspension

When you make her mad and she said she wont suck your dick.

"Yeah man, I pissed her off a few days ago and she put me on oral suspension."

by wackshitbro August 23, 2019

oral rooting

When a woman deep throats a penis so powerfully that her tonsil stones are suctioned out of her throat and spat out on her partner's stomach.

Damn son, I was oral rooting with my girlfriend yesterday and came up with some good chunks. Her breath never smelt better.

by PopTart_Burner April 23, 2018

orally plural

Different way of saying 69

Damn baby, Turn that ass around and let me get orally plural..

by anonymous May 11, 2022

Oral Sonar

when it feels like you are about to burp but you cant

Oral Sonar? More Like Won’t Start Burp.

by xX 44100 Xx August 24, 2021

Oral HighJen.ist

A girl named Jen that gives the most amazing toe curling blow job when she is high

I started a new job as an oral HighJen.ist

by j•e•n-nif•e•r May 14, 2021

oral vasectomy

A word commonly used to describe the act of wanting to cut out someones tounge due to something they have said, for example saying something "crursed" or weird

Person 1: Ugh, i hate brian, The things he says, i swear he should get his tounge cut off!
Person 2: Yeah, That guy really deserves a Oral Vasectomy

by DoctorFlipFlop February 5, 2021